@oddeyevibes / oddeyevibes.tumblr.com
"I smell a rancid grave~"
BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
pairings ⸺ (SEPERATE) boy next door!gojo x reader, wrestler!toji x reader, gym trainer!sukuna x reader, pizza delivery boy!choso x reader, husband's boss!nanami x reader, perv on train!geto x reader
summary ⸺ jjk men as overused p0rn/h3ntai plots! inspired by this awesome post by the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular @/osamucide! pls check it out and the rest of his work :3
warnings ⸺ SMUT (mdni), consent is pre-established in all scenarios (but dub con just in case), everyone is of age (or older), exhibitionism, infidelity in nanami’s, pussy drunk men lol, not edited (as always), cowgirl, missionary, creampies, VERY public sex in toji’s, art by 3-aem, lmk if I’ve missed anything!
a/n lolll i'm ngl this was so fun to write. some of these scenarios are so funnny hELP. this one is also for some of the anons who are so obsessed w choso and sukuna in bridgerton au. wrote them for you 🫡 choso’s is my fav hehe
NEW: part 2 here
SUKUNA RYOMEN ⸺ HOTTIE'S PERSONAL TRAINER HAS A VERY HANDS ON APPROACH!
ID: A green graphic with text at the top reading: “How can I protect myself during sex?”
Below, on the left side, is text reading: “Infections can be passed through skin-to-skin contact, or through the sharing of bodily fluids, especially:
Below is a little drawing of a sperm and to the right is text reading: “Safer sex means:
To the side is a drawing of a sheet of condoms. At the bottom of the graphic is text reading: “Safe & Happy Hump Day From ICYC In Case you’re Curious
End ID.
Certified Sex Ed Post!
Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...
Whoa watch it bud! If I hadn't caught you you would have fallen straight into that pit of tentacles! Good thing I stopped you when I did, huh?
Oh man if I was just a few minutes late that vampire baroness would have hypnotized you and made you her thrall, good thing you can always count on me, ey? Cmon let's get going, the next round's on you
Apple propaganda notwithstanding, the reason tower PCs are big isn’t because they’re outdated. The reason tower PCs are so bulky is because they’re designed to be user serviceable. The case has lots of open space so your big, meaty hands can easily access all of the components, and everything is secured with friction-fit tabs and standard machine screws to minimise the need for specialised tools. A properly laid out tower PC is fully serviceable with a single Phillips-head screwdriver and no greater manual skill than your average Lego playset – heck, for some of the more modern case layouts you don’t even need the screwdriver, unless you’re performing major surgery like a full motherboard replacement.
Like, think about who benefits from convincing you that a fully modular computing device that can be serviced and repaired with your bare hands and minimal technical skill is unfashionable.
I pray the manufacturers will never take away my ability to KA-KLUNK a new PC part into the massive case, then plugging the thick power strips into each other like I am doctor Frankenstein puling my kreatur to greatness*
*‘greatness’ defined as playing minecraft without frame lag
would you like a nice glass of
“sylus is the most dangerous man in the n109 zone and the most wanted criminal in the galaxy”
the dangerous man in question:
PLEASE CALL YOUR REP
TELL THEM TO SAY NO TO HR 9495
The space for fandoms has always been toxic within some of its corners. Especially if you are a person of colour, a woman (both cis and trans), or a minor. Tumblr may even be the best example of that.
There are people within these spaces that make others feel uncomfortable. Unsafe. It is up to the point where they leave the community for good.
But it should be a safe space now because a fascist dictator is in the office?? The wild thing is that there is sympathy being expressed. It is shown more for the fandom than people surviving genocide and some of these people were part of the everyday fandom spaces before the occupation, just like you and I who are free to take part in these communities with no worry!
How about you help out people who are in dire need of our support? Your fandom will be there, whereas many families in Ghazzah have their lives on the line.
Here is a family to consider: My dear friends, Iyad Sobhe @iyadsgaza and Ruba Abushaban @rubashsblog , who are long time neighbors. They were displaced due to the bombardment in Nuseirat a few days ago. Luckily, they have relocated to a relatively safer area and need to purchase necessities since they have lost their personal belongings once again.
Other than starting all over, Iyad is a kind father to 4 children. He is also diabetic and needs medication to regulate his insulin. It is also winter in Ghazzah. Ruba needs warm blankets and clothing for her neices and nephews so they can protect themselves from the cold. She is also caring for her ailing, elderly father!
At the same time, their fundraiser is at the risk of deletion by PayPal. On October 7th, the platform shut down fundraising services. Those who have one have until January 12th, 2025, to complete fundraising. Do you know what that means? We have LESS THAN 3 MONTHS to achieve the entire amount of 60K! We need to raise $600 PER DAY!
So please donate and share! Iyad and Ruba can't afford to start all over! They were fundraising with GFM, but the platform has terminated Iyad's fundraiser, making him lose 11K while Ruba loses access to 27K! You can match me! I've given $10 USD, but you are more than welcome to give any amount! Even $1 since it is PayPal!
#90 for Ruba and #173 for Iyad in the Spreadsheet. (Keep in mind that the document has not been updated and does not reflect the current fundraiser. You can learn about it here.)
You can even participate in an art raffle hosted by @transformers4palestine if you are a fan of Transformers! The first round of winners will be declared on November 13th, so check it out and join the fun!
Please continue to support these two families all the way up to their final goal! Help them make it before January 2025!!
Tagging for reach, please boost and encourage donations! DM for removal
"There's no reason to suck on the strap" oh so you hate joy and whimsy and love?
Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u
Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives
Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in
shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker
All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat
im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife
But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away
just shot a load in his wife
You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.
Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son
The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast
your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy
World Heritage Post
Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!
Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!
I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck
happy veterans day
Okay I know this whole post is people fighting but like-
✨ polyamory ✨
Tags for reach under the cut
