In case you were having a bad day :)
OKAY THIS IS JUST SOFT BUT PETER LISTENING TO JUICE WRLDS “ all girls are the same” BECAUSE MICHELLE SHOWED IT TO HIM AND HE TRIES TO GET ALL THE AVENGERS OR JUST TONY TO ‘ SHOOT’ TO THE BEAT WITH HIM
I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT MICHELLE TEACHES PETER ABOUT ALL OF THE NEW TRENDS AND INTERNET SENSATIONS, AND PETER TRIES TO PUSH THEM ONTO THE AVENGERS, BUT THEY’RE JUST LIKE. NOT. HAVING IT.
Think about Peter doing the shoot on the roof or something across the street from Tony, and Tony looks over like, “What the fuck are you doing?” And like.. the only one who catches on really quickly is Thor. Peter and Thor get along really well, and Peter teaches Thor everything there is to know about memes. And Steve tries to learn too, but he’s not really good at it. So if he tries to whip or do the nae nae, he sucks at it and looks really awkward.
It’s a disappointment to Natasha, and it embarrasses Bruce, and Sam has to walk away, but at least Steve tries??? Eventually Bucky gets fed up with listening to Steve’s mouth run wild with puns and memes, and he’s tired of listening to Steve practice his little “internet dances”, so he goes after Peter who frantically tries to push the blame to Thor or something.
Anonymous asked:
Okay but Steve would hold his daughter on his shoulders and zoom her around the room
STEVE WOU L D
Steve would be a soft, protective dad though. Like yes he’d run around the house with his daughter on his shoulders or on his back, but he’d also strap a goddamn helmet on her tiny head bc we all know this man is about protecting people.
He probably bubble wraps her before she’s allowed to leave for school, and she has to wear knee and elbow pads if she wants to go on the top bunk of the bunk bed.