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I’m a serious sucker for the whole, no one believes Peter has a Stark Industries Internship thing, and when Tony hears Peter is getting shit about it at school, he shows up randomly during lunch hours, walks in, and gives Peter something, like a note book because “Hey Pete, you forgot this, this morning when leaving the tower, thought it might be important, see you after school.”

And Peter genuinely has never seen this note book before in his life, but Tony needed the excuse to come make everyone feel like little shits for picking on him.

Bonus: he opens the notebook and it says “They should believe you now. Have a good day!”

This is canon.

"Hey, Mr. Stark, was the blow job he gave you to get the internship at least good?"

Tony stops and turns around.

"Anyone want to put a face to that question?"

No one steps forward.

"That's what I thought. Here's a question of my own: What's the formula for Vacuum Permeability?"

No one answers. All of the faces, save one, are confused.

"Mr. Parker?"

"Mu nought equals 4 pi times 10 to the negative 7 weber divided by ampere times meter."

"Correct. And the ground-state energy of positronium is most nearly equal to? Anyone?"

Again, blank faces. "Mr. Parker?"

"Negative 6.8 electron volts."

"Correct. And unlike triglycerides, phospholipid molecules... Any idea?"

More confused faces, some uncomfortable shifting around. Tony sighs. "Mr. Parker?"

"Phospholipid molecules have two lipid tails, Sir."

Tony smiles tightly. "That's why Mr. Parker is interning for Stark Industries. Maybe next time instead of inventing wild theories about how he got the internship, you should ask yourselves why you all didn't." He turns to look at Peter. "Dr. Banner's in town, you'll be in Lab Delta this week. See you after school, Mr. Parker."

Peter nods, face still flushed. "Yes, Sir."

Tony leaves and no one says anything. Everyone just starts to shuffle back to their cliques and classrooms. Peter stands with Ned and MJ.

"Wow," Ned half-sighs.

"Not bad," MJ says.

There's a buzzing and Peter checks his phone.

The blowjob was excellent, by the way.

Peter deletes the message with a smirk.

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Eyyo @the-mad-starker and I are looking for some starkers w switches (the gaming console not the person), who wanna play games together 😈

Pls

I, specifically, want a chaos filled night with Pico Park! But also any games we can play together would be great 😱 I'm... Not sure what we can play besides Animal Crossing, Pico Park, Minecraft, Mario kart (which I suck at) and overcooked? 🤔

SO IF YOU WANNA PLAY THESE GAMES W US PLEASE 🥺❤️ Pico Park is a lot of fun and contrary to Mads I am very good at Mario kart

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snowstark

Imagine Peter says he's gonna dress up as Iron Man for Halloween and Tony is all proud thinking his baby is gonna have Thee Best outfit. Even offers to pet him wear the Mark L or something. And Peter just.

Shows up in in one of those $10 flimsy ass foam ones from Wish like🧍‍♂️

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PLEASEEE Peter showing up like:

“how do i look, mr. stark?”

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He gets a little sound box to play the blaster sounds and he’s excited about it, but Tony probably cries

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@sins-of-a-spider put up some headcanons earlier and I've been hyperfixating on Peter's oversensitive nipples 👀 but the others are so good too! I'm liking the first point which was something about Tony needing to get used to and keeping up with shy but super needy Peter 😱 I think cause a lotta ideas tend to go with Tony being more experienced and wearing Peter out but!! Peter being so excited to try new things and having a partner to try them with... 😳

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Non/dubcon TW?? I kinda took this in the direction of extremely needy Peter wearing Tony out because he's the only one Peter has ever wanted or needed in bed // Peter switching things up

Ahah- pretend Peter doesn't need webshooters------

When Tony and Peter first started fucking, it was no surprise Peter could go longer than most of Tony’s past partners. Peter was young, fit, and on god, he had superpowers. Tony- Tony’s just a smart man, a beautiful one, but when it comes to strength, without the suit Tony’s no better than a usual attending the gym. It sounds misleading, Tony is strong, but not as strong without the suit. Yet Peter, Peter has super strength, a rock hard core and blazing cardio to match his equally quick brain and primitive ego. When he starts he doesn’t stop, not because he wants to keep going, but because if every last drop isn’t milked from his writhing, burning body, he won’t be able to rest. His mind buzzing all night, crotch warm and even sweat beading around his temples, no he won’t be able to even think straight.

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- Hey, did you hear? They call us Beauty and the Beast. What do you think? Which of us is Beauty?

- Don’t be so self-confident kid. There’re two Beasts in this story.

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🥺 I’m working on it

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AAA I’m alright! I’ve been busy y’know 🥺 How are you! I hope just as well

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blushnik

*praying this cenoring is enough for this shitsite*

October’s Patreon voting brought us trans angel!Peter and devil!Tony for Halloween Drawing of the Month Special (obviously both chars are millennia-old)

God said starker is real, amen

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