#tbh i’m pretty sure they’re fully aware that their little lunches are dates but it’s fun to think about muriel calling them out

So Azi and Crowley have been going on dates for thousands of years but do you think they’d both freak tf out if they went on an officially labelled date

Just:

Crowley, leaning against something:

Fancy a spot of lunch, Angel?

Azira, blushing: Oh, you do tempt me

Muriel, having watched this exchange: OoH! I read about this in a human book! You’re going on a date right? It’s a human thing.

Crowley: *panicked snake noise*

Aziraphale: *discorporates*

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Muriel 🥹