Obsessive Freak & Partners

Aziraphale “Ohmygosh Angel Crowley called me over ☺️☺️☺️”

Aziraphale “I remember every single date we have met and I danced for you.”

Aziraphale “I am soft.”

Aziraphale “Can you remove the stain from my jacket because when you do it it’s like it has never been there ☺️”

Aziraphale “Push me against the wall 😙”

Aziraphale “Anything I can do for you?”

Aziraphale “*forever heart eyes*”

Aziraphale “Oh noooo I have been captured, if only my handsome man were to save the damsel in distress with perfectly styled hair and carefully chosen clothes who’s hoping for a date.”

Aziraphale “Did you know Jane Austen Balls are known for having people confess their eternal love for each other *proceeds to create one so he and Crowley can dance together and confess*”

Aziraphale “Will I give one of my most precious possessions away for a chance to dance with Crowley?! *looks at him* Yes, totally, take what you want.”

Aziraphale “Oh my god I feel love” *grabs Crowley*

Aziraphale “Oh my god they’re talking about choosing their own side” *grabs Crowley*

Aziraphale “Our car! Our bookshop!” *sad face when Crowley moves out the second he’s back*

Aziraphale *chokes crying* “No!” When Crowley leaves.

Aziraphale *more heart eyes*

Aziraphale “Which outfit I shall choose for this damsel in distress rescue mission…”

I adore Aziraphale for being like this. He’s such a little princess. He’s in love and he’s not giving up. He will always find a way to be with Crowley. Gosh he adores him. He read his romances with heroines (angels) being taken care of by their handsome partners (demons) and he’s living it.

Aziraphale talking for the first time with Crowley when they’re both Angels is soooo “finally got to talk to my crush after I’ve been watching him for ages”.

He’s introducing himself, giggles, smiles, compliments him, already warns him to not get himself in trouble. Already a little jealous when he realises Crowley is only looking at the stars and calling them gorgeous not him.

He was probably flying around hoping one day he’d call him over so they could talk. Angel has been smitten by Crowley since the beginning of time. Crowley is not getting the hint? No problem. Aziraphale is not giving him up now.

Today Aziraphale spent almost an hour just stroking Crowley’s hair and lovingly kissing his head.

Crowley knows that Aziraphale is taming him but doesn't mind at all 🐍😍😍

Crowley is like that popular kid in school that everyone wanted to work with and hoped he will remember them. Do you remember me? Do you? What about me? Remember I stood right by you!

He was high rank, he was clever, he was doing the interesting jobs. And he was such a joy.

And then you have Aziraphale who was a cherub but he also liked the pretty Starmaker, and look at him being a determined Angel from the very beginning. The way he was planning that Ball in S2? So determined, just like he was to finally meet the Starmaker who he had a crush on. So he waited and tried to stay close and finally, finally the Starmaker called him over.

And he was everything he imagined. Well, apart from the fact that he had a crush on his stars not on Aziraphale, but hey he could work with that.

Besides, he was kind.

And sweet

And didn’t treat Aziraphale like he was less.

6 thousand years later Aziraphale still looks at him the same.

And Crowley pretends he doesn’t remember any of the Angels, apart from one.

The one who was kind to him back.

Imagine you finally spend more time with the one you love and protect, feel comfortable around him, but you don’t trust him enough to even tell him you’re homeless.

You’ve been pushed away and reminded you’re not good enough too many times.

But then he starts pulling. He stops underlining you’re not what he wants. He starts saying his Bookshop is your Bookshop, your Bentley is his Bentley, asks you to move in to watch over someone he’s protecting, involves you in the little mission, asks to do miracles together, sends you all the sweet signals by touching you and smiling at you with adoration.

Is he… finally… No. Don’t let yourself believe again. This happened before and it went to shit.

Don’t hurt yourself.

Then he asks you to dance with him.

Others notice. Others say they see the two of you. Others tell you to confess.

So you finally break.

This is not how you do things and it burned you before but ok fine.

So you confess.

Finally confess.

And he throws it back in your face. Calls you one of them, tells you to change, says nothing lasts forever. Not even the two of you.

So Crowley dies a little. Covers his face. Walks out. Drives off slowly.

What really is the point of it all?