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Portals of Discovery

@o-the-mts / o-the-mts.tumblr.com

A dad and archivist seeking wisdom wherever I may find it. He/him/his. 50 years have I. Think of me as Tumblr's kind uncle.
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was at the corner store getting a few snacks and a 7 year old with a single packet of two poptarts struck up a conversation with me while I was choosing between Chex mix flavors. weighed in on the flavors. They continued to follow me through the store all the way to checkout and stood there talking to me at the register so the cashier thought they were my kid and I finally said “are you possibly hoping for someone to buy those poptarts” and they pulled out a WAD of cash and said “nope just talking to ya.”

absolutely enchanting child no notes

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

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How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys or Girls

(Edit: by paranoid_shiksa_feminista, http://paranoid_shiksa_feminista.kinja.com/

I must truly apologise for not placing a source earlier as I saw someone sharing it on Facebook without a source. Despite some niggling feelings, I decided to share it on Tumblr and BAM! I did not expect to get 29K notes. But but but this is the original post: http://backinasex.tumblr.com/image/36685016597 - that paranoid_shiksa_feminista redesigned)

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