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o-the-mts reblogged
If you want to have American vampires who fought in the losing side of a historical war, it would be very funny and a lot more interesting if they were survivors of the Whiskey Rebellion.
the 1788 doctors' riot is also totally on brand
if you're dead set on that Southern Charm, make them a veteran of the Battle of Blair Mountain.
The Battle of Blair Mountain was the largest labor uprising in United States history and is the largest armed uprising since the American Civil War.[5][6] The conflict occurred in Logan County, West Virginia, as part of the Coal Wars, a series of early-20th-century labor disputes in Appalachia.
Time for you to finally write The Vampire Strikes Back!
alternately,
"mah sahd lost in the wauh" [thickest Georgia accent imaginable]
"oh...so you were a Confederate-"
"LAWD, NO! it was the wauh of independency."
"wait what"
"Ah've told yuh Ah was tuhned in 1785 at least a dozen tahms, mah love"
"..."
"bravely we fought fuh King Gawje and country but alas 'twas in vain"
Book Review: Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler
Author: Octavia E. Butler Title: Fledgling Narrator: Tracey Leigh Other Books Read by the Same Author: Kindred Parable of the Sower Publication Info: [North Kingstown, R.I.] : Sound Library, 2007. [Originally published: 2005] Summary/Review: In Butler’s final novel, we meet what appears to be an 11-year-old girl, injured and amnesiac in a cave. After regaining her strength she is picked up by…
Scary Movie Review: Black Sunday (1960)
Scary Movie Review: Black Sunday (1960)
Title: Black Sunday Release Date: 11 August 1960 Director: Mario Bava Production Company: Galatea-Jolly Film Summary/Review: Black Sunday, originally released as La maschera del demonio in Italy, does Gothic Horror with a capital G. Very moody with lots of fog, windy branches, and cobwebs, the movie also has some evocative visual effects. The use of waxworks and latex also allows for some grim…
o-the-mts reblogged
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”
“It just hasn’t been the same since they stopped putting meth in soft drinks. I know I can take a hit after drinking to mix it myself, but who has the time?”
People who practiced corpse medicine were like turkducken to vampires.