my white cis able straight male friend just told me agatha is ugly
who wants to join me on his sacrifice
GUYS. GUYS. THIS FANFIC IS GOLDEN, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
(by @cassiebones if you wanna follow her here btw)
okay but i kinda get teen actually
imagine the only one keeping her shit together in the group (alice) gets killed by who used to be your biggest idol ever (even though everyone told you to watch your back cos agatha is crazy) in the most selfish way
and then when you confront her she just goes with a your mom joke (that's basically what happened you people)
Like HELL NAH I'm getting rid of you and your coven, no one talks shit about my mom miss
im sorry but there REALLY ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT RALPH???
like agnes (agatha) hates his guts even tho they're married (shocker)
SHE WAS A LESBIAN ALL ALONG YOU GUYS
i want rio and agatha to fight (verbally) and to drive each other insane to the point for rio to yell 'stfu' and so agatha replies with 'make me' trying to be sexy or sum, but instead rio's first thought is to stab her throat several times
maybe im just going insane
I'M WATCHING A CANON SAPPHIC ROMANCE ON A DISNEY PLATFORM GOD BLESS THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024
Rio: *greets Agatha by clawing her way out of the ground and bringing her a flower*
Agatha: *screams and tries to viciously attack her*
Just a stable romance between two stable people...
what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE
I'M SOBBING
