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Im Like A Vhs But A Person

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Theo
Enjoy the tiny wizards
Talk to me if you like things i also like i guess
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Cassandra: can you PLEASE tell me where Hawke is?
Varric, actively texting Hawke: who's Hawke?
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Listen companies releasing half-baked games that require paid DLC to feel complete is bad but can we all agree it was objectively funny for Dragon Age 2 to lock the only straight character behind a paywall.

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tanzabee

When herbert asks dan “what was it about Meg that you loved?” I know he probably expects Dan to say “her heart” (and then herb gives him the heart) but on my first watch I interpreted it as “what was it about meg that you loved that I’m not already giving you”

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miiilowo

when u grab a drink out of the fridge and it gets all wet and droplety it's because its scared . the tension of u not drinkingit yet makesnit sweaty and nervous

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dyke-uncle

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

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0venatrix

Your hwat

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

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