nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

hark! i bring news from the southernmost reaches of the dashboard. my liege, the road before you is treacherous. it would appear that your mutual has become enamoured with the visage of a new anime girl

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable