Useless drunk ass piece of shit (affectionately)
Dipshit decided he had grown his hair out halfway through this sketch and made me edit it.
That's my Janx.
Named after the strongest liquor in the entire galaxy, which he somehow managed to procure a bottle of, which probably explains why he's draped across the floor and manwhoring so hard.
Fckin idiot. I love him so much.
Extra finger is intentional, he has twelve total, polydactly in both hands and forever proud of the fact that he can flip off four people at one time