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@nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos

Your run of the mill Crawling Chaos. Don't mind me, just here delving too deeply into Fandom. Pronouns include: she/her/it/wait what is that/oh dear god my eyes/make it stop/i have gone irreversibly insane at the mere sight of this monstrosity
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ANOTHER CHAPTER ALREADY?!

I mean

I dunno what happened

It kinda wrote itself, I had no real hand in this

Please consult with my muses on the subject, I didn't know they were this cracked out tonight

Anyway awaaaay we gggoooooooooo

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x AFAB!Marine!Reader
Ch. 7 of something there's gonna be at least two more chapters
First Chapter link Previous Chapter link
Brief summary of The Story So Far: Your mission, as a Marine and Zoan type devil fruit user (gray parrot), is to gather intel on Dracule Mihawk, a pirate on the Grand Line who has become a thorn in the Marines' side over a relatively short period of time. He's discovered your secret, and your life hangs in the balance of his mercy.
Possible !!Trigger Warnings!! in this chapter!! Largely for imprisonment and psychological turmoil, though not necessarily psychological torture yet. I will say, for readers who are used to my writing characters with a relatively gentle depiction, I likely won't be taking quite as gentle of an approach here. There is some Yandere possessiveness prevalent here that I haven't written much before.
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later
Word Count: 3,095
Taglist: @i-am-vita @browneyedhufflepuff @h0n3y-l3m0n05 @littleleelee @nerium-lil @schanwow @dragon-bubs @animefreak818
I'm happy to add anyone that asks. Still flabbergasted that the list is this long.
I forgot to do a music thing last time bc I was so sleepy but I'mma do one this time but IT'S NOT FRATELLIS?? WHO IS EVEN RUNNING THIS BLOG?? SHOULD YOU CALL THE AUTHORITIES??
♫♬The Game- Disturbed♬♫
Tell me, exactly what am I supposed to do, now that I've allowed you to beat me?
Do you think that we could play another game? Maybe I could win this time
#one piece#opla#mihawk x reader#mihawk#dracule mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#mihawk x reader fanfic#dracule mihawk x reader fanfic#flightrisk
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Ooooh here we go again

With that dumb parrot story

I did a art and made a banner

I'm too tired to do more words, so have a chapter

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x AFAB!Marine!Reader
Ch. 6 of something there's gonna be at least two more chapters
Brief summary of The Story So Far: Your mission, as a Marine and Zoan type devil fruit user (gray parrot), is to gather intel on Dracule Mihawk, a pirate on the Grand Line who has become a thorn in the Marines' side over a relatively short period of time. You have managed to gain the trust of the swordsman in a shorter period of time than you expected, but at what cost...?
Previous Chapter, First Chapter
Next chapter
No Trigger Warnings in this chapter. Possible future Trigger Warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later
Word Count: 4,408
Taglist: @i-am-vita, @browneyedhufflepuff, @h0n3y-l3m0n05, @littleleelee, @nerium-lil, @schanwow, @dragon-bubs , @animefreak818 holySHIT guys I didn't realize there were so many of you I'm not used to this thank you so much??
#one piece#opla#mihawk#dracule mihawk#mihawk x reader#dracule mihawk x reader#bogard#garp#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#mihawk x reader fanfic#flightrisk
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I’m having too much fun with this someone stop me—

Important to note that I have wanted a speech-capable bird as a pet for pretty much my entire fcking life and have yet to have had the opportunity. Parrot, crow, raven, I care not, just. Chatty bird please.

I did get to meet a parrot one time when I took my niece trick-or-treating and I was dressed as a pirate who tf woulda guessed right not like I have a ton of clothes in my closet that I can use to throw together an impromptu pirate costume at a moment’s notice or anything hahahahaaaaanyway, and one of the people handing out candy was this older gentleman dressed as a pirate WITH AN ACTUAL FUCKING PARROT AND I GOT TO HOLD IT ISTG I ALMOST CRIED

My niece and I got extra candy out of the deal, too. Best Halloween ever.

ANYWAY. Writing a character in animal form is always a shitload of fun, and I am living for this nonsense.

GIF by monikanarnia

And how mad this sassy mfer is going to be when he figures out what's going on SCREEEE

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB!Reader
Ch.5 of who even fcking knows,probably at least seven at this point
Brief summary of The Story So Far: Your mission, as a Marine and Zoan type devil fruit user (gray parrot), is to gather intel on Dracule Mihawk, a pirate on the Grand Line who has become a thorn in the Marines' side over a relatively short period of time.After finally arriving at Kuraigana Island after months of training, you discover that the Red Hair Pirates are also docked there while their Log Pose syncs and they repair their ship after a small battle...and, on the verge of fighting with Mihawk after spending the past half an hour or more taunting him, Shanks is the first to notice you perched in a nearby window in your devil fruit form.
Previous chapter, First chapter
Next chapter
SFW for now, but not in later chapters
No Trigger Warnings in this chapter. Possible future Trigger Warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later
Word Count:3,618
Taglist:@i-am-vita
♫♬Acid Jazz Singer- The Fratellis♬♫
And it’s one time, keep it slow, wind them up and here we go
Get it right today and you may still be here tomorrow
#one piece#opla#mihawk x reader#mihawk#dracule mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader#Shanks#Red-Haired Shanks#Beck#Benn Beckman#Red Hair Pirates#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#flightrisk
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OmfffffGGGG the fun I had writing this chapter GUYS—

I mean start to finish, I've been giggling like an idiot the entire mfing TIME

Well, alternating between giggling like an idiot and snickering deviously like a witch huddled over a cauldron but that's neither here nor there

Of course we have banter between Garp's dippy ass and Bogard's far more poised and reasonable demeanor, but also

BUT ALSO—

No

i cannot

I can't spoil it I cannot I will not I must not I shan't it would be positively rude in all honesty i will not—

Just———muffled screaming

Look I'm sorry in advance I had way too much fun with this

GIF by saracrossing02

even mihawk is done with my shit at this point

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB!Reader
Ch. 4 of who even fcking knows at this point honestly, five? Six? Fifty? Whatever just let me vibe
Brief summary of The Story So Far: Your mission, as a Marine and Zoan type devil fruit user (gray parrot), is to gather intel on Dracule Mihawk, a pirate on the Grand Line who has become a thorn in the Marines' side over a relatively short period of time. Your first recon mission, while more or less a success, left you wounded and your commanding officers more divided than ever over the operation at hand. You have since arrived at Marineford to complete your training for the mission, and gods only know where things might go from here....
Previous chapter, First chapter, Next chapter
SFW for now, but not in later chapters
No Trigger Warnings in this chapter. Possible future Trigger Warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later Word Count: 4,832
Taglist: @i-am-vita thank you so much you have no idea how much this means to me
♫♬Halloween Blues - The Fratellis♬♫
Well, I'm gonna make ya love me, gonna make ya wish that you'd never been born
Now ya wish you'd never met me, I could be the joker that you couldn't shake off
#one piece#opla#mihawk x reader#mihawk#dracule mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader#monkey d. garp#garp#bogard#red hair pirates#shanks#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#flightrisk
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Woooo chapter 3 finally

Probably going to at least start the next chapter tonight because I’m so looking forward to writing Mihawk again. He is in this chapter as I promised, but...we do not wake him from his nap. We know better.

GIF by nicksolemnlyswears

But Bogard and Garp have been so much fun honestly. Especially Garp giving Luffy vibes because the brainless dumbassery for sure runs in the family.

Not sure if that applies to Dragon but…look it’d be hilarious if it did—

Anyway, chapter threeeeeeeee

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB!Reader
Ch. 3 of like four or something maybe six at most idk, I have a clear ending in sight but I’m not sure how long it’ll take to get there
Brief summary of The Story So Far: So Garp, in his infinite wisdom, had this brilliant idea about how the Marines could use reader's devil fruit ability (zoan type, gray parrot) to spy on this particularly dangerous and elusive pirate up close, and now reader is stuck scoping out Kuraigana Island to see if there are any signs of him there. Bogard may have a coronary before this nonsense is said and done.
First Chapter link, Next Chapter link
SFW for now, but not in later chapters
Possible trigger warning for blood. Possible future trigger warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later
Word Count: 3,057
Haven't really proofread this much but I will in a minute I promise
No tag list yet, I do not expect one but if you're interested in seeing where this bullshit goes just lemme know
♫♬I’m Gonna Be Your Elvis — The Fratellis♬♫
I could not pretend that I was even half amused
When all they ever told me left me shaken and confused
#one piece#opla#mihawk x reader#mihawk#dracule mihawk#dracule mihawk x reader#monkey d. garp#bogard#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#flightrisk
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Oh look another chapter

We'll I'll be damned.

Mihawk has yet to grace us with his presence here, but I always love writing Garp's unhinged unpredictable ass, and I'm quite enjoying portraying Bogard for the first time as well. There's just something about a tall mysterious dude with a signature hat that I'll always enjoy.

A few notes this time:

  • I've determined that Mihawk would be around 28/29 years old in this timeline.
  • I'll be operating under the assumption that zoan-type devil fruit users aren't able to communicate with actual animals.
  • Can't find any actual source regarding Bogard's Marine rank. There is speculation that, by his coat, he is likely a vice admiral himself in the canon timeline. I'm operating under the assumption here then that, as Garp's right hand, he was likely promoted after Garp, so at this point in time I'm going with Rear Admiral, one rank below Garp. If anyone knows otherwise for a fact, please tell me so I can correct it, because I'm a chronic canon-junkie.
  • Reader is 21 years old; having consumed a devil fruit at six years old, and fifteen years having since passed.
  • It's not specified exactly when Mihawk took up residence on Kuraigana Island, from what I can tell. I could be wrong, and there could be some slight deviation from canon in that respect, but I'll let that slide this time for the sake of narrative. At this point he's not necessarily living there, but he has already used it as a hideout and is considering the idea. So while it's not exclusively his territory yet, he's essentially the only person who's bothered with the place.

This is looking like it's going to be more than three chapters for sure. Maybe five or six? I can at least promise that Mihawk will be in the next chapter.

Inserting obligatory Mihawk gif for tax reasons

GIF by monikanarnia

dreamy sigh

what was I doing...?

o right uhhhhm

Flight Risk
Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB!Reader
Ch. 2 of like five or something idk
Previous Chapter Link , Next Chapter Link
SFW for now, but not in later chapters
Possible trigger warning for bullying. Possible future trigger warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Tags: Enemies to lovers, eventually NSFW, idk maybe more later
Word Count: 3,794
♫♬Shotgun Shoes — The Fratellis♬♫Well I don't need your or your psychosisI can get to crazy by myself
#one piece#opla#mihawk x reader#dracule mihawk x reader#enemies to lovers#garp#monkey d. garp#bogard#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#one piece fanfic#flightrisk
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So uh. I had this super dumb idea and decided to roll with it.

Which I guess is kinda how writing works on the whole but anyway.

Here's the first chapter of a Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB Reader fic that absolutely no one asked for but my brain dumped on me anyway.

Whole first chapter is basically setting the scenario. Bear with me here. I intend for this to be both heartfelt and fcking hilarious in equal measure. As of right now I don't really have plans for it to carry on for more than three or four chapters, but who knows.

Timeline is set to around a decade after Gol D. Roger's death, prior to Mihawk having status as a Warlord of the Sea. He'd be in his late 20s to early 30s (don't ask me to math right now, it's almost five in the morning, I'll be more specific later). So not super-young Mihawk. He definitely already has his silly lil adorable pointy goatee/moustache that we all know and love so very much.

GIF by lennvision

I don't even have a damned title yet. We'll just call it, uh. I don't know. Fucking uh........

Flight Risk
Ch. 1 of who even knows
Next Chapter Link
Young!Mihawk x Marine!AFAB!Reader
SFW for now, but not in later chapters
No trigger warnings yet, possible future trigger warnings for imprisonment, mild torture (definitely psychological, maybe physical)
Word Count: 3420
#one piece#opla#mihawk#mihawk one piece#mihawk x reader#garp#bogard#smut#eventually smut anyway#fan fiction#one piece fan fiction#fanfic#dracule mihawk
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Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 10
But might later
AKA We're Annoying Mihawk Again Because It's Fun
Honestly though, shit must get really boring on that tiny little coffin-boat at times, nothing like a little shanty to cure the doldrums!
LA!Mihawk X Reader (otherwise he would have just killed reader by now)

*pacing slow circles around the small deck of Hitsugibune*

*humming to self*

*irritated sigh* *trying to sleep*

*clears throat loudly and launches into obnoxiously loud sea shanty*

"Theeee worst ol'brig that e'er did weigh—"

"What are you—"

"—sailed out of Loguetown on a windy day—"

"What the hell do you think you're—"

"—and we're waitin' for the day, waitin' for the day, waitin' for the day that we get our paaay—"

*staring in utter disbelief* *you cannot seriously be* *are you really* *brain has short-circuited*

"Nothin' in the galley, nothin' in the hold, skipper's turned in with a bag o'gold, aaaand we're wait—"

"That's it—"

*seizes you by the throat*

"You will be silent or—"

*choking and sputtering* "—harder daddy—"

"What—?!"

*suggestive stare*

*alarmed stare*

*still asphyxiating but unfazed*

*even more suggestive wink—*

*tosses you aside onto deck and sits down heavily* *rubbing his temples*

"Can you not just be quiet?"

*silence*

*longer silence*

"...waitin' for the day that we get our—"

"Goddammit—!"

GIF by saracrossing02
#opla#dracule mihawk#one piece#mihawk opla#mihawk one piece#mihawk#one piece fanfiction#opla fanfiction#fanfic#mihawk x reader#headcanon
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I'm almost done with part 3 of Blacksmith's Daughter.

But I have once more found myself weak against the headcanons and giggling uncontrollably at my own train of thought.

GIF by marchessa

So this time

What would happen if you found yourself with a bag o' weed?

Whatever here we feckinGOOO

Because I Got High
OPLA!Zoro, Sanji, Shanks, Mihawk, Buggy X Reader
Headcanons
NSFW because context and stuff
♫♬Creepin Up The Backstairs - The Fratellis♬♫
Don't just say yes to tease me, do your utmost to please me
I don't mean to be sleazy, being you can't be easy
#opla#dracule mihawk#one piece#mihawk opla#mihawk one piece#mihawk#one piece fanfiction#opla fanfiction#fanfic#shanks#shanks opla#shanks x reader#mihawk x reader#buggy x reader#zoro x reader#sanji x reader#buggy opla#buggy fanfiction#zoro opla#sanji opla#one piece shanks#one piece buggy#one piece zoro#one piece sanji#opla headcanons
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Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 8
But might use eventually
LA!Mihawk X Reader
SFW but rife with innuendo
I feel like he would be so much fun to annoy until he goes all murdery

*prodding him in the cheek to wake him up*

*cracks one eye open and scowls*

"What now?"

"I woke you from your nap."

*Gritting teeth* "And?"

*cheeky smirk*

"Are you going to split me in half with your sword?"

*speechless and somewhat aghast*

*suggestive wink*

"Do you have a death wish?"

"Well, I was hoping for something that starts with 'd' but—"

"Why the hell are you like this?"

GIF by monikanarnia
#opla#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#mihawk opla#fanfic#opla fanfiction#mihawk x reader
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So...hi

I may have decided on a whim to continue Your Scars Are Mine for no reason.

GIF by monikanarnia

No reason at all. Nope not me.

GIF by 4o4notf0und

Why's he gotta be so pretty how dare he

No need to read the previous fic, this one is still a oneshot.

Anyway here it is.

Ten Years
Hurt/Comfort and Smut
NSFW
Trigger Warnings: Trauma, Mentions of Self Harm, Depression
OPLA!Mihawk X AFAB!Reader
Wordcount: 5.2k
♫♬ Medusa in Chains — The Fratellis ♬♫
Before this whole thing began I had some sense of pride
Just one more night with your lips, your company is hard to eclipse
#opla#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#mihawk opla#fanfic#one piece#fluff#opla fanfiction#smut#mihawk#mihawk x reader
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Well I guess the oneshot did the trick, because I finished a chapter.

Still not exactly doing great, but this helps a little.

And this overdramatic SOB just makes me swoon a completely normal amount.

GIF by monikanarnia

don't stare at the nipple don't stare at the nipple don't stare at the oh dear gods honestly how dare he

Hearing Problems
LA!Mihawk x OC
Previous Chapter Link
Next Chapter Link
Chapter 3: Solidarity
Trigger Warnings: Mild Suicidal Ideation
Wordcount: 2.4k
Tags: Slow-burn, Enemies to Lovers, eventually NSFW, uh, if I think of more I'll add them or something
People Tags: @mihawksdemoness also thank you for asking to be tagged like I am in awe thank you so much???
After having her sloop sunk by the Buggy Pirates and losing most of her worldly possessions in the process, the normally solitary mercenary Karimi Lionne finds herself teaming up with the rag-tag little crew that is the Strawhat Pirates to defeat them. She bonds with them far more quickly than she bargained for, and that quickly turns into a problem for the Kiku Kiku no Mi devil fruit user when she learns of Nami's plans to leave them high and dry, and Zoro issues a challenge at Baratie that he very likely won't live long enough to regret.
#dracule mihawk#opla#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#mihawk opla#fanfic#one piece#mihawk x oc#opla mihawk#opla fanfiction
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Two chapters in less than twenty-four hours. I literally haven't done this in a decade. Send help. Wheezing. May have thrown my back out. In need of life support.

Anyways here we gooooooo

Hearing Problems
LA!Mihawk x AFAB!OC
Previous Chapter Link
Next Chapter Link
Chapter 2: A Battle of Wits
Tags: Slow-burn, Enemies to Lovers, eventually NSFW, uh, if I think of more I'll add them or something
Trigger Warnings: None for this chapter
Wordcount: 2.2k
Summary:
After having her sloop sunk by the Buggy Pirates and losing most of her worldly possessions in the process, the normally solitary mercenary Karimi Lionne finds herself teaming up with the rag-tag little crew that is the Strawhat Pirates to defeat them. She bonds with them far more quickly than she bargained for, and that quickly turns into a problem for the Kiku Kiku no Mi devil fruit user when she learns of Nami's plans to leave them high and dry, and Zoro issues a challenge at Baratie that he very likely won't live long enough to regret.
#opla#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#fanfic#mihawk opla#mihawk x oc#mihawk#opla fanfiction
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I did it I did it I finished chapter one I did it

Someone should probably pat me on the head.

Fuck it I'll do it myself.

Bit shorter than my chapters usually are (I usually aim for 3k-4k words), but the stopping point just sort of served itself up to me on a silver platter and I couldn't resist.

So it's only like just over two thousand.

So this is the fan fiction I've mentioned a few times, with the OC whose character sheet I will link among my Masterlist alongside this fanfiction.

Enough rambling, here we go.

Hearing Problems
Chapter 1: A Deadly Challenge
Next Chapter Link
Tags: Slow-burn, Enemies to Lovers, eventually NSFW, uh, if I think of more I'll add them or something
Trigger Warnings: None for this chapter
Wordcount: 2.1k
After having her sloop sunk by the Buggy Pirates and losing moat of her worldly possessions in the process, the normally solitary mercenary Karimi Lionne finds herself teaming up with the rag-tag little crew that is the Strawhat Pirates to defeat them. She bonds with them far more quickly than she bargained for, and that quickly turns into a problem for the Kiku Kiku no Mi devil fruit user when she learns of Nami's plans to leave them high and dry, and Zoro issues a challenge at Baratie that he very likely won't live long enough to regret.
#dracule mihawk#opla#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#fanfic#mihawk opla#opla fanfiction#mihawk x oc#mihawk
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Hi I just learned Kinktober is a thing

So here's my four favorite boys and their kinks.

Or is it five this time? *dramatic sound effect*

GIF by cozycatboy

And yes, I'm still working on ABCs of Kink, I've got the next one about halfway done and it may be posted today, and I'm still working through the ask requests, and still

But headcanons shiny need more

Ooooh...Kinky ;D
Very obviously NSFW.
LA!Zoro X AFAB!Reader, LA!Sanji X AFAB!Reader, LA!Shanks X AFAB!Reader, LA!Mihawk X AFAB!Reader, LA!Buggy X AFAB!Reader (I'm on my second watch of OPLA and he's kinda grown on me).
#opla#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#fanfic#one piece headcanons#mihawk opla#mihawk x reader#shanks opla#shanks x reader#red haired shanks#shanks one piece#shanks#zoro opla#zoro x reader#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#sanji opla#sanji x reader#sanji#one piece sanji#buggy opla#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#buggy x reader#op buggy#smut#one piece fan fiction#opla headcanons
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Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 5
But might use later.
This bullshit has been fluttering around my head all day.
I have no idea why.
But I need it to get OUT so I can focus.
Leave me alone I love cats
Mihawk x Reader and literally so fluffy I'm choking to death on it please make it stop

"I found a kitten, can we keep it?"

"No."

"But look at it!"

*holds up kitten* *kitten mews*

"No."

"But look at it. It's all black and—and it's got yellow eyes—and it could be your twin and—"

"No—"

"We're keeping it."

"And I'm naming it Mewhawk."

"I already said no—"

"I'm not asking."

*Flash forward several hours later.*

*Kitten has managed to claw its way up the back of a chair and fall asleep on Mihawk's shoulder.*

*knowing smirk*

*death glare*

"You'll keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you."

GIF by saracrossing02
#opla#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#fanfic#fluff#one piece headcanons#mihawk opla#mihawk x reader
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Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For 4
But might use later
Just reader being a sarcastic brat.
Also it's a crime that Hitsugibune (Mihawk's coffin boat) wasn't included in live action.

"Your boat...is shaped like a coffin."

"Yes."

*raises eyebrow*

"Why...is your boat...shaped like a coffin?"

*obviously growing annoyed* "Because wherever I sail, I leave a trail of death in my wake."

"....."

*dripping with sarcasm* "Woooow, so edgy."

"So does it come with repressed childhood trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms or are those sold separately?" *wink wink nudge nudge*

"........"

*lifts you by back of your collar with one hand and drops you directly into the ocean*

GIF by laoih
#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#one piece fanfiction#opla#fanfic#one piece headcanons#mihawk#mihawk opla#mihawk x reader
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