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Update Sept 12, 2024—I may have to disappear for a while.

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Update 24.08.24 art commissions may be a thing soon

My beautiful wonderful amazing incredible readers and fellow simpers. Whether you’re here to read or to laugh at the unending simpfest, this is for you, to make your navigation through this shitshow of a blog a little easier.

If you’re new here……………I’m so sorry, and good luck. I’m a mess.

But no anyway. You can call me Nyarla. Or Yo She-Bitch. I’ll also answer to dude, bro, chick, weirdo, dumbass, just toss any general noun in my direction and I’ll probably respond. As an unknowable horror, gender is relative.

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Current fandom(s):

One Piece Live Action/One Piece in general

October 2024: There will also be a lot of horror shit going on over the course of this month, possibly into November, because I am and always have been a horror junkie. I write horror too, but if and when I ever get back to my original work, it will be on a separate blog if I decide to post anything.

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Masterlist Links are located beneath the frightened Nu.

I already rarely go out in public by myself, but now I'm extra not going out in public by myself.

This made me physically ill with disgust.

"Don't really know most of you guys, don't really like the rest of you that much, I'll be fucking off now."

— Bilbo BAMF Baggins

Fuck around and,

And I cannot stress this enough,

Find out.

I'm gonna try to at least take a nap now.

I'm very tired of things. I'm very tired in general.

If I'm still feeling unhinged later I might dig out my old drawing folder and embarrass myself by showing you guys some of my Ye Olde One Piece fan art from middle/early high school.

If I'm feeling too sleepy though it might have to wait a bit longer.

We shall see, I guess.

OmfGGGGGGGgg

Guuuuuys—

I fcking SCREEEEMED—

I found this thanks to SJ Ward sharing this delightful video and I have not stopped giggling about any of it since

Sources: cosplay_coach and geeks_and_gains on Insta

Actually Pippin is my favorite hobbit.

He has his priorities completely in order.

I think we all aspire to be Smeagol-in-the-little-Forbidden-Pool levels of Unbothered.

Moisterized.

Happy.

In my lane.

Focused—

Flourishing.

When I find myself in times of trouble

Samwise Gamgee comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom,

And in my hour of darkness he is

Standing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom,

Let it be, let it be

Let it be, oh let it be

There will be an answer,

I've gotten no sleep. So like

Please disregard my borderline delusional bullshit for a bit

I'm just trying to keep myself from sinking into another depression so things could get uh. Silly? Weird? Potentially concerning??

Just. Bear with me and we will soon return to your regularly scheduled delulu brainrot.