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Romanced!Zevran teaching the Warden Antivan over the years (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The couple using it to yell strategy on the battlefield (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The couple using it to bitch about people to their face (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The couple using it to proposition each other in front of others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Bilingual headcanons (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

what if zevran was a member of the chargers though like what if bull had found him making a name for himself in antiva striking back against the crows and brought him in and bioware kept it super on the down low so when bull was introducing the chargers to the inquisitor he’d come to the final one and say “and this one’s lockpicker” and there’d be a dramatic close-up on zevran’s face imagine how great that would have been. imagine

If you encounter Taliesen in Denerim while Zevran isn’t in your party, he appears as if from thin air to confront his former friend.

You know what this means?

Do you know what this means?!

Even when not picked for a mission, Zevran shadows the Warden everywhere.  Watching their back, subtly stacking the deck in their favor, silently protecting them.

Like reverse assassination.  

Like penance. 

Like love.

i forgot what the point of this was but modern au is good for me soul

(via selmagorath)

modern au zevran looks:

ok so like i know that alistair’s intense love for the warden is a big fandom joke and it’s so true yes but you know who, if romanced, also adores the warden beyond all reasonable, comprehensible belief

zevran

like i love imagining he is sent after a target and has this dude all beat up and bloody and tied/gagged so he can interrogate him for info and zevran just smiles brilliantly and goes

'ah yes before we get started- would you like to see something AMAZING? moreso than my facial features, even?'

and the guy starts thrashing in terror as zevran reaches into his back pocket

and he pulls out a small painting of the warden and he shoves it into the guy’s face

'do you see this? this is my most wondrous love, the hero of ferelden, grey warden and defeater of blights! is she not stunning? this artist just allllmost managed to capture her beauty, pity i had to kill him too-'

and the guy lets out this muffled groan and zevran just laughs delightedly

'i had a very similar reaction the first time i saw her too! ahhhhhhh such good memories'

(via outofcontextdnd)

there’s so many “average assassin zevran arainai jokes” but he spends how many years killing every assassin who comes after him like you literally find a note in da2 from a crow saying how badly they fucked up by making an enemy of him

au where zevran is in a band called the crows and they totally slay also man bun

missing cutscene

Zevran “anyone up for a little naked cliff diving” Arainai, unknowingly trying to seduce a lesbian target and getting his drink poured over his head.

Zevran “falling down a flight of stairs is an adventure” Arainai, being sent to kill a Circle mage and instead tripping his way down the entire tower.

Zevran “you’re no master assassin” Arainai, trying to unsheathe his daggers and hitting himself in the face, twice.

Zevran “i’ll flirt while lying in a pool of my own blood with the person who put me there” Arainai, trying and failing to pick a lock, then getting hit in the face when someone opens the door.

Zevran “i have faith that my friends will one day stab me in the back” Arainai, trying to poison a target and instead accidentally poisoning someone else instead, who then somehow pushes his actual target down a flight of break neck stairs, so mission sort of accomplished.

Zevran “what a remarkable amount of lava. do you think anyone ever falls in?” Arainai, trying to shoot his target with a crossbow and giving himself a black eye with the kick back.

Really Average Assassin Zevran Arainai

I had to apply this quote to something right 

i dreamt that i loved you, and i woke up and it was still true;

Zevran Companion Card (romance variant) - Dragon Age

"In truth, for the chance to be by your side I would storm the Dark City itself, never doubt that."

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