I'm obsessed with how stoic this creature turns out

Mr. Pokee

are those socks?!

Study buddies

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crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL

in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

egg

Kidnapped

Taken

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 

That is one determined kitty

BEST QUALITY

H I S W I G G L E S

This is so cute 😻🐾❤️

Meet little princess

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

Day old baby goat

“House dog brings home and rescues a stray kitten”

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My heart

Come with me, lil dude!  You gotta meet these nice people I live with!

Transcript:

Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

Get startled by phone ringing

It’s one of my players

Me: “Dude, it’s midnight, you good?”

Friend: Yeah yeah, sorry if I work you. Could I ask for a favor?”

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Me: “Uh, sure? Shoot.”

Friend: “My daughter can’t sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can’t play them.”

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Me: “She listens to us to fall asleep?”

Friend: “Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you ‘dumb dumb mister.’ Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler.”

Me: “Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.”

Friend: “Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room.” (pause) “Okay, you’re on speaker.”

Me: “Hey, [daughters name], it’s uncle Anon.”

Daughter: (Happy gasp) “Dumb dumb Mister!”

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Me: “You ready for a story about… (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?”

Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)

I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he’ll see me on game night.

Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.

I am the dumb dumb mister.

this is so pure omg

awwwwww♥

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home