nurselaney reblogged
I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GIRL KHUTULUN
You might recognise her from ‘Marco Polo’
- She was a real person who lived in Central Asia around 1260 - 1300.
- She and her dad (#dreamteam) terrorised Kubilai Khan’s empire, the Golden Horde, AND the Il-Khanate of Persia
- literally, these ppl controlled central for HALF A CENTURY and THREE OF THE BIGGEST EMPIRES ON EARTH couldn’t stop them
- marco polo was so fucken impressed by Khutulun’s fighting skills, he described her as a “superb warrior” who snatched men “like a hawk”
- she refused to marry dudes unless they could beat her in wrestling, AND THEY COULDN’T
- she asked each dude to wager 100 horses before they fought her, and she grew THE LARGEST HORSE HERD in asia at the time doing it
- literally, thousands of horses
- accurately - 10,000 horses
- thats a lot of goddamn horses
- all from dudes she beat at wrestling
- her dad once sat her down like, “listen baby you’re my favourite child but i gotta get you married or shit will be said about me. listen. please. khutulun. please. stop beating up all your suitors”
- and khutulun was like, “okay. okay, i’ll try”
- and in the middle of the fight with this new guy (who bet 1000 horses that he could beat her, what a dumbass), she was so incensed by his shoddy fighting skills that she basically went “okay i canNOT NOT FIGHT WHAT THE SHIT MY DUDE” and beat his ass into the ground
- “Marco Polo” lied cuz khutulun’s eventual husband never could beat her at wrestling
- she was described as “powerfully built” and my poor lil queer heart cant handle it ok just imagine this mongolian goddess
- she had FOURTEEN BROTHERS and listen, im not saying she beat all of them but listen, she beat all of them
- her dad almost got her to be the next khan
- after her death, she was considered the last nomadic warrior princess
- where is my biopic about her
- KHUTULUN