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How do you do, fellow kids? 😉

@nurselaney / nurselaney.tumblr.com

Laney, 31 year old Southern American RavenPuff. Nurse. Is now in grad school. Adult fandom member. Loves her job, books, Critical Role and female characters that get shit on by shitty fans. Paladin of Sharon Carter. Officially adopting Chrissy Cunningham and Vickie even though I'm only a casual watcher of Stranger Things on principle. You can't bully actresses and expect me not to stan their characters. Ask box is always open. "When in doubt, arm veins out." - Court
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I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GIRL KHUTULUN

You might recognise her from ‘Marco Polo’ 

  • She was a real person who lived in Central Asia around 1260 - 1300. 
  • She and her dad (#dreamteam) terrorised Kubilai Khan’s empire, the Golden Horde, AND the Il-Khanate of Persia
  • literally, these ppl controlled central for HALF A CENTURY and THREE OF THE BIGGEST EMPIRES ON EARTH couldn’t stop them
  • marco polo was so fucken impressed by Khutulun’s fighting skills, he described her as a “superb warrior” who snatched men “like a hawk”
  • she refused to marry dudes unless they could beat her in wrestling, AND THEY COULDN’T
  • she asked each dude to wager 100 horses before they fought her, and she grew THE LARGEST HORSE HERD in asia at the time doing it
  • literally, thousands of horses
  • accurately - 10,000 horses
  • thats a lot of goddamn horses
  • all from dudes she beat at wrestling
  • her dad once sat her down like, “listen baby you’re my favourite child but i gotta get you married or shit will be said about me. listen. please. khutulun. please. stop beating up all your suitors”
  • and khutulun was like, “okay. okay, i’ll try”
  • and in the middle of the fight with this new guy (who bet 1000 horses that he could beat her, what a dumbass), she was so incensed by his shoddy fighting skills that she basically went “okay i canNOT NOT FIGHT WHAT THE SHIT MY DUDE” and beat his ass into the ground
  • “Marco Polo” lied cuz khutulun’s eventual husband never could beat her at wrestling
  • she was described as “powerfully built” and my poor lil queer heart cant handle it ok just imagine this mongolian goddess
  • she had FOURTEEN BROTHERS and listen, im not saying she beat all of them but listen, she beat all of them
  • her dad almost got her to be the next khan
  • after her death, she was considered the last nomadic warrior princess
  • where is my biopic about her
  • KHUTULUN
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Jing Fei’s Final Dance ▸ [Marco Polo]

“I wrote this scene in my first draft years ago, inspired by the true story of the concubine who betrayed Jia Sidao and was therefore instructed to commit suicide. I wanted it to be a powerful, operatic death dance in the style of Tai Chi sword forms.” John Fusco
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