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How do you do, fellow kids? 😉

@nurselaney / nurselaney.tumblr.com

Laney, 31 year old Southern American RavenPuff. Nurse. Is now in grad school. Adult fandom member. Loves her job, books, Critical Role and female characters that get shit on by shitty fans. Paladin of Sharon Carter. Officially adopting Chrissy Cunningham and Vickie even though I'm only a casual watcher of Stranger Things on principle. You can't bully actresses and expect me not to stan their characters. Ask box is always open. "When in doubt, arm veins out." - Court
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Geralt of Rivia is the funniest character on the entire continent. He crashes a wedding he wasn't invited to to tell a queen that supernatural retribution doesn't exist in a world where magic is a REAL and known to require balance, gets immediately proven wrong in a way that cannot be chocked up to coincidence, then IMMEDIATELY does something that could only do what he wanted it to if fate didn't exist. And in exchange fate is like "ok fuck you" and gives him a gift certificate child. The Universe decided he was being enough of a bastard it was going to witch-takes-your-firstborn-trope him into a found family.

In conclusion, Geralt of Rivia is the epitome of the "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!" meme

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