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How do you do, fellow kids? 😉

@nurselaney / nurselaney.tumblr.com

Laney, 31 year old Southern American RavenPuff. Nurse. Is now in grad school. Adult fandom member. Loves her job, books, Critical Role and female characters that get shit on by shitty fans. Paladin of Sharon Carter. Officially adopting Chrissy Cunningham and Vickie even though I'm only a casual watcher of Stranger Things on principle. You can't bully actresses and expect me not to stan their characters. Ask box is always open. "When in doubt, arm veins out." - Court
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Maybe I’ll start writing Bucky Barnes/Sharon Carter so my entire audience will be @sevensneakyfoxes.

It wouldn’t be the first time we are each others near sole audience, and I am TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT.

Honestly, this show has so many pairings that I am down for. Please also expect some girl!sam/bucky, because I’ve fan cast Kylie Bunbury as Sam in my head (can you tell I’m still salty about pitch being cancelled?).

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nurselaney

Ooooh... Kylie Bunbury is a GOOD fancast for F!Sam... I've just been going with Nicole Beharie because... well... I'm in love with Nicole Beharie.

But Kylie is good... I'm gonna have to think on that one.

Also, AM HERE FOR ALL THE SHARON FICS WITH ALL THE SHARON PAIRINGS!

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So… Are we going to talk about this?

did they ever actually say what Luis’s last name is? like, do we know he’s not Luis Garcia y Barnes? this doesn’t even have to be some shitty dark headcanon involving experimentation by hydra on immigrants, Bucky had sisters.

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lasrina

Please, God, somebody write the transcript of Luis spending seventeen minutes telling Bucky his grandfather’s life story through WWII and up to the point where he fell hard for this one hot chick from Brooklyn and like brought her back to California with him, man – and Bucky sits there the whole time in silence, too bewildered to interrupt.

My finger slipped..

Oh dude I am so pumped to meet you at last! I mean my Mamá, she’s gonna be so thrilled. Oh hey, speaking of, can I get a picture? Just a quick one? I gotta send it to the family Whatsapp. You go one of those? No worries, we’ll get you all set up, now say queso

Scott, who the hell…

Perfect! I swear, they gonna loose their shit. Not to say we ain’t been looking, Ernesto got a restraining order from trying to sneak into-

Seriously Scott, where’d you find this guy?

Aw shit, sorry man, I’m just a little excited! I mean I was weaned on those Howlies stories, y’know? Abuelo Pedro used to tell them, you know what he’s like. You don’t? Oh shit, man! Of course you don’t! So my Abuelo was a soldier in the war? He was legit, I swear, like there was half a million Latino soldiers in WW2, hell, we’ve been fighting for the US in every war from the Revolution to Afghanistan, you feel me? So Abuelo Pedro, he signed up and got sent off for basic training and shit. Now it was colder than a well-digger’s ass in those barracks, so while they’re waitin’ in formation he sticks his hands in his pockets to warm up. The Drill Sergeant comes storming over all ‘American soldiers stand to attention!’ and ‘They never keep their hands in their pockets!’ And, well, Abuelo Pedro ain’t never been called an American before. That left an impression on the guy.

Is there a point to this?

I’m getting to it, I’m getting to it! Hey, you like John Candy movies? Well, get used to it because you’re gonna see them a lot. Well, one of them. Can’t argue with a name like that though, right? So anyway, Abuelo was shipped out and ended up kicking heels and other parts we ain’t gonna mention with this spitfire WAC from New York. An’ he was like crazy for her, but figured there was no chance of making thing legit what with him being Mexican an’ her being, like, Irish or something. Her daddy was pretty clear on that. But then her big brother got killed in action, died a hero, like they gave him every medal going an’ invented a couple of new ones. So Abuela Becca just went fuck it, life’s too short, and ran off with him to California. They went back when uncle Gorges was born, which was a few years before Mamá came along, and patched things up. Abuela said I took after her brother, because he was forever knee deep in trouble too.

You alright man? You need a glass of water or something?

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Bucky/Sharon, king arthur/game of thrones type au, "a bloodless war"

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As it’s the only ask I got for this game, I focused all my attention on it and got carried away. 

Title: A bloodless warPairing: Bucky Barnes/Sharon Carter; very brief mention of Peggy/SteveRating: ExplicitWord count: (would be) 3-7kSummary: Even the most bloodthirsty of leaders know that an unusual treaty is at times enough to win the war against a mutual enemy. The head of House Carter proposes one to the new leader of House Howl.  
The old oaks bent their branches lower, leaves dark with night and wet from rain licked the flickering flames of the torches set in the stone circle. Only a few, to disperse the thickest darkness, but not draw attention of any scouts who might traverse the valley.
James narrowed his eyes, searching the line of trees where he’s sure he noticed a glint just before. That much for the demand to come unarmed. Not that he expected Carter to follow her own request. Which he broke himself, too - his sword hidden underneath the fur-lined cloak draped over his shoulders. 
As the wind got stronger, a wolf’s howl joined its sounds.
James groaned at that, wiping the remnants of mist off his face. That’s the last thing he needed right now.
“Could you come out now?” He groaned impatiently. “We’re making no progress like this.”
He was met with silence. When he was about to turn around and leave the rustle stopped him mid step. Branches moved again and a silhouette slowly walked out of the woods. Dark cape shimmered with silver threads - the only piece of striking light the Carters always wear. Their bold, statuesque bodies draped in softest whites and cream, glimmering jewels and cold silver, deceived those who chose to focus on the veneer. Such fools quickly found themselves dead, having underestimated how deadly the Carters are really.
Seeing one of them dressed in dark, so easily belnding with the surroundings, was a surprise for James. He forgot how cunning and practical the Carters were.
He bowed his head slightly, still not used to being her equal now. Never saw himself becoming the leader of a House. Much less marrying the head of a House as powerful as Carters.
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Fuck. YES.

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Sebastian Stan on the set of Avengers: Infinity War (x)

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lasrina

You cannot convince me that Eliot Spencer isn’t Bucky’s grandson.

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svenyves

😳

HEADCANNON ACCEPTED.

Look, I’m not saying that this is 100% the sort of fic that @copperbadge would write except that is exactly what I’m saying

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copperbadge

HAPPY SATURDAY

Parker and Hardison knew Elliot had finally settled when he disappeared for a couple of days and returned with a carefully packed crate of herb plants in decorative pots and a small fireproof safe full of photographs. 

Well, technically they knew he’d really settled when he unpacked the photographs and hung them up in the kitchen. (By this time Parker had already accidentally killed the paprika plant.) 

“Who’s that?” she asked, sitting on the counter, watching Elliot carefully hang a photograph of a beautiful, dangerous-looking woman next to the refrigerator (far from the heat and splatters of the stove). 

“Granny Peggy,” Elliot said, and gave no extra information, as if the name itself was sufficient. 

“Your grandma?” Parker asked. 

“Sorta how Hardison’s Nana is,” Elliot said. 

“I hear my name?” Hardison yelled from the other room.

“Come look, Elliot’s Sharing Things,” Parker called. Hardison’s head popped into the kitchen. 

“Like snacks?”

“Look, that’s his Granny Peggy,” Parker pointed. 

Hardison stared at Elliot. “You are Peggy Carter’s grandson?” he asked. 

“No! We just called her that. Also how the hell do you know who Peggy Carter is?” Elliot said, at the same time Parker squeaked, “I thought Peggy Carter was a myth!” 

(There is a readmore below. Read more!)

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Special Agent Sharon Carter has been tasked with bringing in the notorious hacker known only as WntrSoldier. Credited with the cyber attack that brought down SHIELD, WntrSoldier is at the top of every agency’s most wanted list. Imagine Sharon’s surprise when WntrSoldier turns out to be none other than James “Bucky” Barnes, international playboy, certain rake, and…her ex.

YES GIVE ME 50,000 WORDS OF THIS OH MY GOD

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