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Garbage - The World Is Not Enough

People like us Know how to survive There’s no point in living If you can’t feel the life…

#ok this is where i all caps go off about this film:#SOPHIE MARCEAU STRADDLES A BOUND BOND WHILE SHE STRANGLES HIM#JUDI’S M HAS A HER FIRST ‘PROMINENT/RELEVANT TO PLOT’ ROLE#THEY NAME A CHARACTER ‘CHRISTMAS’ PURELY P_U_R_E_L_Y TO MAKE THE PUN#LIKE THAT IS A PUN SET UP AS LONG AS THE ENTIRE FILM PRE-PRODUCTION AND WRITING PROCESS#THAT IS THE LONGEST PUN SET UP IN THE HISTORY OF BOND FILMS#LIKE THEY COULDN’T JUST ADD A SEXUAL PUN AT THE LAST MINUTE ABOUT THIS - THEY NEEDED TO WEAVE THE NAME INTO THE SCRIPT FROM SCENE 1#AND YOU SEE THE PUN ARRIVING A FEW MINUTES OUT#AND YOU GO 'NO - THEY- THEY CAN’T DO IT’#'THEY CANNOT HAVE DONE ALL OF THIS ONLY TO MAKE *THAT* JOKE’#AND THEN IT HAPPENS AND YOU JUST SIT THERE UNABLE TO STOP IT#AND IT’S EVERYWHERE#AND YOU JUST HAVE TO MENTALLY SHRIEK INTO THE VOID WHILE PINNED TO YOUR SEAT#AND MARVEL IN AWE AND HORROR#JFC IT’S THE FIRST QUOTE ON THE IMDB QUOTE PAGE THAT’S HOW ICONIC THIS IS#IT MAY EVEN BE THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS FILM#THEY MADE THIS FILM TO MAKE THAT PUN#AND I’M OK WITH THAT#ELEKTRA KING TIGHTENING THE TOURNIQUET IS REALLY JUST ICING ON THIS RIDICULOUS CAKE

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then those tags happened...