I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

when my parents introduce me to new people

literally W H E R E is my older taller bf with nice muscles who spoils me

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

alright so i have a little back story to this. when the class read this line in Macbeth, my friends and i started laughing really hard bc we found it funny obviously and people were like what how is that funny and that was when i realized how much internet humour has taken over my life

film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures

news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a volcano

random film director who REALLY wants an oscar:

Does anyone else love bad weather? Like the kind that’s loud and dark and draws attention to its self like pounding rain drops and thunder and lightning that seems just so close. And you can sit near a window and it’s dark outside and maybe you’ve got a candle lit or a lamp and it’s so warm inside and you’re wearing you’re favourite sweater and watching a good show or reading a good book and it’s beautiful outside the rain and the clouds and the sound of it all and you’re just so content and cosy and happy

Don’t call me out like this

I feel called out

@yasmanigrandalandross-stripling I feel called out too wtf

it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

Staff: huh? You want this post? Haven’t seen it yet? Here it is again. Don’t remember it? Here it is again! Still not sure you remember? Have it one more time

Me: please sto-

Staff: so you hate this post now? It’s awful, and horrible? Worst post you’ve ever seen, fuckface? Huh? Fucker? Is that it?

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5