bonus:

Pablo López is a pretty decent hitter too.

i’ll take your word for it! so yeah nobody can say pitchers can’t hit because it does happen 💁🏽‍♀️

german marquez would like a word

Adam Wainwright and Miles Mikolas are also entering the discussion.

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i love my pointy-toothed dad Jeff Samardzija

but sometimes i don’t like him

sometimes i hate him

Thanks At Bat. I know.

it’s not a no-hitter. Pillar got hit by a pitch

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #sf giants twice a day.

You ever just... yell about #crawford??

Reblog and put in the tags the song that is currently stuck in your head

not to sound fake deep but stop obsessing over your dislikes. you don’t like a certain artist/genre? stop making negative posts about it. don’t like a movie? okay move on. don’t like a certain game? cool who cares!!! stop using the time in ur day to express what you hate and invest that energy into what you like instead, otherwise you seem bitter and sad ://

using tags as a source of self-expression AND organizational system is so weird because they look like this:

“OH MY GOD PLEASE STEP ON ME asjsiskosisna!!! 👀💦” followed by a calm, “loki”

If you could tell your favorite player anything, what would it be?

Celebrate bi week by giving your favorite bisexual (me) $20

@aramisgarcias I’m so happy I caught this 😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOOO WE NEED @fauxgarino TO MAKE THIS A MEME. POSTHASTE

oh I’ll think of something 😂😂

“when someone dumbass on twitter says you can’t bat”

TIL Brandon Crawford, Aramís García, and Evan Longoria all have the same middle name.

TONIGHT I ALSO LEARNED Gregor Blanco’s middle name is “Miguel” which is the Spanish form of “Michael”

AND Ty Blach’s middle name is also Michael!

my two moods: