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Buster Posey: Madison Bumgarner is flawless.
Hunter Pence: He has two Silver Slugger awards AND a World Series MVP Award.
Brandon Crawford: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Brandon Belt: I hear he does Ford commercials. In Michigan.
Joe Panik: His favorite movie is "Walk the Line."
Evan Longoria: One time, he met Blake Shelton on a plane.
Johnny Cueto: And Blake told him he was pretty.
Nick Hundley: One time, he punched Yasiel Puig in the face. It was awesome.
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Hunter Strickland: Okay, I have an announcement.
Brandon Belt: You pushed Panda out the window?
Hunter Strickland: No.
Buster Posey: You shot Bum.
Hunter Strickland: No, that is not funny. I love my teammates.
Hunter Strickland: Even though I hit one of you in the face with a pitch.
Hunter Strickland: For which I take full responsibility.
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Brandon Crawford: Did it hurt when you fell?
Joe Panik: From heaven? No, I’m not--
Brandon Crawford: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Joe Panik:
Brandon Crawford: We all saw that.
Buster Posey: Bum, you're like an angel with no wings.
Madison Bumgarner: So, like a person.