this is canon
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Hunter Pence: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”?
Evan Longoria: Pence, you ignorant slut!
Brandon Crawford: Where’s Joe?
Bruce Bochy: Don’t worry about Joe.
Brandon Crawford: I’m sorry, have you met me?
Buster Posey: Where are you going?
Madison Bumgarner: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
Hunter Strickland: Think fast!
Hunter Strickland: *throws a baseball, it smashes into a lamp*
Hunter Pence: Lamps don't think that fast.
Buster Posey: Do you have a bobby pin?
Madison Bumgarner: Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not a nine-year-old girl.
Buster Posey: Then why do you throw like one?
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Brandon Belt: Brandon? That's a great name.
Brandon Crawford: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Buster Posey, bottom of the ninth with the bases loaded: Madison! Madison!
Madison Bumgarner: What!?
Buster Posey, calmly pointing: This is where I saw that deer the other day.
Hunter Pence: *singing* We don’t need no education!
Buster Posey: Yes you do, you’ve just used a double negative.
Brandon Crawford: What are you doing?
Brandon Belt: I’m getting dressed.
Brandon Crawford: Why?
Brandon Belt: When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.