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this is our year? ⚾️

@numberthirtyfive / numberthirtyfive.tumblr.com

i’m gen and nobody love-hates the San Francisco Giants more than me
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Anonymous asked:

Favorite belt picture and favorite belt gif?

I LOVE THIS QUESTION THANK YOU~

-my all-time favorite picture of Brandon Belt (besides any he has with Crawford) is from when he met the baby giraffe who was named after him at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom a few years ago:

-my favorite gif of Belt (again, that doesn’t have Crawford in it, aha) is one i made of him dramatically staring the camera down while decked out in “BEAT LA” attire. i’m having trouble attaching it to this post for some reason, but it’s on my blog!

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to the same fantastic anon who asked for footage of Belt saying “y’all”, here’s one of the best commercials he’s ever made. he says it about six or seven seconds in. and then proceeds to pull off a f’cking amazing gimmick! my eyes are still open for other instances when he says “y’all” because that’s my weakness AH

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BELTS FIVE BEST FEATURES BECAUSE IM TRASH

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LMAOOO I LOVE YOU AMANDA

let’s see, Brandon Belt’s five best features (again, I’ll go with physically):

(5) his face. hear me out! his heart-shaped face can either be shaved down and smooth, making him look young and handsome and sophisticated…or he can grow a bushy beard and look gorgeous and rugged and masculine. he can pull off both looks, and both looks look daaaaamn good on him!

(4) his eyes. they’re big and warm and remind me of hershey’s kisses. 

(3) the shape of his upper body. he puts some serious workouts in, and you can tell by the muscular formation of his strong arms and back! ESPECIALLY WHEN HE’S BATTING, AH~

(2) his smile. again, it can either look silly and goofy, or sexy as all hell. he tends to wear the former whenever Crawford is around…..coincidence???

(1) his accent. you already know. that notorious texas twang. the fact that he says “y’all.” SO GOOD. SO ATTRACTIVE.

yay Brandon Belt!!!

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