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this is our year? ⚾️

@numberthirtyfive / numberthirtyfive.tumblr.com

i’m gen and nobody love-hates the San Francisco Giants more than me
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Anonymous asked:

Gen was adorable in the ways she compared you to Bum. Lol. How would you compare her to Claw though?

dannyriccowboy answered:

Well she’s a great pitcher, a wonderful father,….. lmao I’m kidding, honestly she’s so loving and caring and everything about her radiates positivity and she’s just so amazing

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what do you mean you’re kidding? you saying i’m not a wonderful father?

GIF by thedis4design

YOURE NEVER THERE TO PICK THE KIDS UP FROM SCHOOL ON TIME

SO

YEAH THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

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numberthirtyfive

LISTEN HERE *spits gum out* YOU COME ONTO MY BLOG *removes earrings* AND QUESTION MY PARENTING SKILLS *stumbles, knocks over a bottle of vodka to the floor* ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

#i AM a bad father#MY POOR HUSBAND PAVS HAS TO CARE FOR OUR SON ALONE#what is this conversation#i’m wheezing#😂😂😂😂
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Anonymous asked:

Choose between trading Crawford or Belt to the Dodgers. ;)

FGHJKLKJHGFGHJK

NO. I REFUSE.

FUCK THIS CHOICE. I’D NEVER CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE SEPARATED LET ALONE FOR ONE OF THEM TO GO TO THE FREAKING DODGERS.

BYEEEEEEE. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

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#THEY BELONG TOGETHER JERK FACE#😂😂😂😂#stop hurting meeeeee#make me choose#brandon crawford#brandon belt#brandons are awesome#brandon squared#bromance#brotp#i’d die for these two#sf giants#san francisco giants#baseball#baseball tumblr#mlb#ask game#anons#asks#answers#RUDE
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dannyriccowboy asked:

This is too much there’s too many brandons in my heart BABE WHY

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it’s like sitting in front of a piece of cake. at first maybe you’re not in the mood for cake. maybe you want to consider healthier options for your snack. then you start noticing how good the frosting looks. suddenly the entire piece just looks scrumptious as a whole. then you realize, “what the hell am i doing just staring at this piece of cake and not enjoying it? it’s just ONE piece of cake. it’s gonna make me happy, and it’s not too much for me to handle.”so you eat the slice of cake. and you realize just what you’ve been missing out on this whole time.

B-Craw is that piece of cake, love. don’t question it, don’t stress over it. ENJOY THE CAKE AND ALL OF ITS GOODNESS. ❤️

#i have no idea what i just wrote ahahahaha#i’m very tired#also i want cake now#what was my point? i forget#all i know is i want cake and i love brandon crawford#asks#weird answers#😂😂😂😂
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