do you think modern au ling would smoke pot. follow up would high ling create a hunger the likes of which the world and god have never seen? ty
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i feel like i know who sent this but ling definitely would… not only would he smoke weed but he does edibles. ed showed him the world of weed (he probably came to the US at like 15 from china where smoking weed isn’t really a thing, correct me if i’m wrong) but they probably live in like ohio or wisconsin or maybe some southern state like texas where y’know, weed isn’t legal. So they have to do it on the DL (i heard that in a lot of states where weed is illegal people dgaf but they probably live somewhere rural).
tbh i’ve really liked the idea of ed and ling as roommates living together after college (probably not hard to guess what ed graduated with but ling probably either barely passed his business degree or dropped out. but he would DEFINITELY be a frat boy.) they would smoke weed daily and have the most INSANE appetites. the Doordash people are already familiar with them because they keep constantly ordering food. also, the pizza delivery people keep wondering why ling keeps ordering two pizzas like weekly.
also if greed is somehow living in ling’s body their switching is insane when the body is high. ling has a really high tolerance, and it’s probably even higher (lmao) as a homunculus
TL;DR: you already know the answer to this question anon
