Modern au edward is the worst person to go to a coffee house with. On top of being generally loud and annoying, he has Issues with how other people like to enjoy coffee. You're gonna hear shit like: "If you can't like it black, you don't actually like coffee", "Add more than two sugars and that's a dessert", and "Oh my GODDD the unicorn frappe? Be fucking for real what are you, five?"
Meanwhile, Ling and Greed pull up to functions with identical Black Forest Cake Frappuccinos (extra cherries, chocolate chips, and chocolate drizzle in the cup) in the largest size the coffee place is legally allowed to sell.
#alphonse is the middle ground here. he likes a (reasonably sized) sweet treat every once in a while#and hes a nice person so he doesnt judge other people at the top of his lungs like SOME PEOPLE#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#edward elric#ling yao#greed the avaricious#fmab greed#alphonse elric