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Why does the Emperor call you babygirl

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Wicked, 20+ queer transman ♛ proship (not a royed guy, just greedling and edgreed) ♛ occasional writer, full-time yapper ♛ slop factory in human form
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ling would be one of those ragebait streamers that asks stupid fucking questions or chooses a really annoying bit and runs with it for Hours. to make matters worse you cant kill him.

greed would play team games like overwatch or lethal company (he is extremely bad at them, this is just an excuse to be on the phone with his friends for 7+ hours).

alphonse can master anything regardless of gameplay, console, genre, etc. you can usually find him playing a cozy game or something heavily reliant on puzzles.

mei is cracked at anything that requires fast response times, but she prefers dating sims. side note: she's a sore winner.

ed ragequits on online settlers of catan

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soullesss creaturess orr SISS forr thee wipp gamee iff youdd likee!! <3

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Soulless Creatures is a collab fic I'm writing with my beloved Chungo Scrummbo <3 It's a horror human experimentation AU that I NEED to get back to cooking 😭 I haven't worked on it in a month now I'm so mad at myself BECAUSE IT'S SO COOL AND I LIKE IT A LOT AAUGH

Here's a snippet from chapter 2!

“No,” his arms shifted like he wanted to cross them over his chest, but given the whole “permanently disfigured” thing, he wasn’t able to complete the gesture. “I don’t know where you got the notion that you could join me.” “What the fuck’s your problem, asshole?” Ed growled, stomping over to jab a finger at Mustang’s chest. “You promised you’d help me ‘n my brother if we stole your stupid fuel and we got it, didn’t we? Nearly killed us, too!” “If I remember correctl—” he cut himself off and his eyebrows knit together. “You two are the Elric brothers?” “Y’dumb and deaf on top of being blind?” His expression divulged that something very important was shattering inside that fat head of his. “…You’re children?”
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I’m thinking about the gender identity/sexuality of various fma:b characters (post pending) and that brought me to Alphonse, and like-

I feel like Alphonse would be male the way trans men are male, the way Gomez Adams is male - with a delightful amount of decisiveness, of intent. He’s been stuck in a body that isn’t his own for ages, A huge slab of metal that doesn’t reflect how he sees himself and how he wants to be seen at all, and so when he gets his body back he also gets to be a boy, and then a man, in a way he never could before.

He cuts his hair and it’s nice and trimmed and gently masculine and clean, he wears slacks and button-ups and vests and probably, like, a nice pocket watch and a handkerchief in the breast pocket. He gets to be soft and cheeky like a boy and people see him like that, instead of like a soldier in threatening armor. He gets to be a gentleman, to be caring and warm and to grow tall and remain gentle. He gets to carry Mai’s books for her and tell Winry she’s very fetching today (she has motor oil smeared across her nose) and hold the door open for Pinako, and he gets to do it while looking dapper and boyish and delight in it. Edward hates when his facial hair starts growing in because shaving is a hassle, but Alphonse loves it. Loves getting to shave his face, every morning, and trim his hair and clean his nails. Ed gifts him a very, very mild cologne because Al’s sense of smell remains sensitive and easily overwhelmed and it’s one of the best gift he ever got.

Idk I just think there’s something gently delightful about Al being allowed to gender with intent <3

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i think a lot of people who write "ling brings greed back from the dead" fics neglect the implications of al and mei (if not just mei) being xing's top alkahestrists

the first thing greed sees is this grown ass man with blond hair and gold eyes—his first thought is not "alphonse elric" it's "did the elric's father always look like this?" and then al introduces himself and greed's like "OHH you weren't kidding when you said you were taller than your brother. good genes kid!" and al gets to say "no actually uh. its been eleven years. im just 27 now." greed is still reeling over this when he sees mei, former baby, also a grown woman, and his head explodes

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Modern au edward is the worst person to go to a coffee house with. On top of being generally loud and annoying, he has Issues with how other people like to enjoy coffee. You're gonna hear shit like: "If you can't like it black, you don't actually like coffee", "Add more than two sugars and that's a dessert", and "Oh my GODDD the unicorn frappe? Be fucking for real what are you, five?"

Meanwhile, Ling and Greed pull up to functions with identical Black Forest Cake Frappuccinos (extra cherries, chocolate chips, and chocolate drizzle in the cup) in the largest size the coffee place is legally allowed to sell.

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anime duos where the robot/inhuman-adjacent sidekick experiences/expresses a wider range of emotions than the human main character:

  • genos and saitama OPM
  • alphonse and edward elric FMAB

funnies aside i actually really fuck with this subversion. you'd think the cyborg or the giant metal man would be cold and unfeeling, but they're actually young (in the second case very young) passion-driven individuals. they have hobbies. they derive joy from caring for others. they have a pressing goal that they refuse to sacrifice other people for. they may not have the ability to cry but it's very apparent when they want to.

with saitama and ed, they're the main characters so you expect them to be relatable in a generic shonen way. in actuality, they're relatable because they're flawed. saitama's main conflict is that he can't feel anything and ed's is that he won't let himself feel anything except anger. they're shown to be selfish, quick to snap and quicker to shove their emotions down instead of processing them. they have, putting it harshly, ugly personalities that change over the course of the series.

ed's storyline is about maturing and accepting that, even though he made a horrible mistake, he's allowed to let go of his suffering and guilt. He's allowed to be happy.

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you know what time it is

More random headcanons

  • Ed has a bitemark scar on the second knuckle of his left pointer finger. He puts it in his mouth while he thinks and then forgets his strength (paired with his high pain tolerance it's impossible to notice). He used to do this with his right hand but stopped after getting automail because he did it instinctively and then chipped a tooth.
  • It's canon that Ed can't draw for shit, and I like to think this extends into other areas like sculpting (non-alchemically), painting, crocheting, etc. Tell him to draw anything but a perfect circle and his head explodes.
  • When Al was younger he got cold easily and used to crawl into other people's beds while half asleep. This worked fine with his mom, who didn't mind snuggling with the Son that Doesn't Kick, but frequently caused fights with Ed who overheats no matter the season.
  • Not only can Al draw in realism, but he can also sketch and paint in multiple different styles and he can embroider. I think drawing is something he's been doing since he was little but other skills were honed post-human transmutation (he had to fill those lonely nights somehow). After getting his body back, relearning how to do all these is slow going.
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Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

Need to clear up the allegations... some of yall think i hate falman 😭😭😭 he is my favorite of team mustang‼️

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Ive been a dormant fan of fullmetal alchemist for 9 years now. I think ive done at least 4 full watch throughs of brotherhood and have consumed the entire manga twice, as well as 03 and all the live actions and 4komas and stuff.

How the fuck am i just now finding out, due to a friend's intervention, that Truth was inside Alphonse's body and that's why the "body" could talk while separated from Al's soul???

I never once questioned why it could speak or think or any of that. Every time it said "don't you want to come back to me?", the idea that Truth was saying it never crossed my mind. But it makes sense-- Ed's arm and leg were part of Truth's body and it always had them on display whenever Ed talked to it, so why would Al's entire body be any different??

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