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Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
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How old should Mustang be in my [unspecified horror] au?
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💫 FALL COMMISSIONS OPEN 💫
I’m trying to get together money for some big payments coming up, so I’ll be opening 10 slots to make that possible. If you've got a character, idea, or situation you'd like to see made artistic, now's the time.
My Rates
Bust - $20 (Line art/Sketch), $30 (Flats), $45 (Shading)
Half-Body - $30 (Line art/Sketch), $45 (Flats), $60 (Shading)
Full-Body - $40 (Line art/Sketch), $60 (Flats), $70 (Shading)
Additional Character(s) - 50% normal price
Character Expression Sheets - depends on price
Background - $20 starting price/will go up depending on details (simple color backgrounds at no cost)
What I’ll Draw
- Fanart
-Original Characters
-Character Sheets
-Ships
-Environments
-Comics (for added price)
-Pets
-Portraits
-NSFW
-Gore (depending on the ask)
What I Will Not Draw
-Underage
-Incest
-Problematic Content
-Overdly detailed mecha
-Real life ships
Terms and Conditions
-Commissions cannot be sold or used for AI, NFTs, or the express purpose of not crediting the artist.
-Commissions can be public or private, depending on the wishes of the buyer.
-If accepted, I will do a rough sketch drawing. When that is approved, I will ask for payment, and upon receiving that, begin the work entirely.
-More than two changes on a work-in-progress commission will result in extra charges.
-Commissions will take somewhere from 3-5 weeks at the latest. Open and reliable communication is encouraged.
If interested, please DM me or email me at [email protected]
and what if i, the number1greedlingfan, said the APT art trend was perfect for edwin...
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Ten moments from the manga where Greed was living up to his role as Ultimate Shield.
Bonus: the moment of realization:
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🦇 battie-haver
Why do we let aliens on this site they steal cows and label it "science" thats literally theft like what
🌌 cosmicexxplorerer
hey we dont comment on YOUR blood sucking culture so dont comment on our ethical culture!!!!!!!
🦇 battie-haver
Ethical culture?? Like yeah i literally suck blood whatever but your culture is ethical?? I didnt wanna start shit but since you're already throwing cr*sses so-to-speak then riddle me this: why do you ALSO kidnap humans?
🌌 cosmicexxplorerer
We don't kidnap humans! You liar!
⭐️ star-venture-ever
Kidnapping humans is an old practise no alien currently participates in why would you say that >::(
👾 spaaaaceishoooome
NO ALIEN KIDNAPS HUMANS but you have some FUCKINGGG gall to say we do when youu have "thralls" aka HUMAN SLAVESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
🦇 battie-haver
Thralls are a) consensual and b) the human gets to become a vampire at the end. You just experiment on them. I shouldn't have said anything this posts sucks.
👽 alien-bailien
Actually human abductions are more like visions from angels because we share our knowledge with them ::)
🧟♂️ zombobbie
Areeyou stryingto getangelsss toccommenet onnapost vanpirsare on duoy awant to byrmthem???
🌌 cosmicexxplorerer
Real post: we shouldnt let zombies on this site because they can't spell properly
🐺 lunar-howler
First of all lets be honest no angel would ever be on this hellsite.
Second do NOT disrepect zombobbie like that he is the best and we love him <3
🧟♂️ zombobbie
:)
🧍♀️human-lilly
Haha i love getting probed ;) ;)
🦇 battie-haver
Ok that's it post closed everyone go home
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Everyone click on the og post please it's worth it :)
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I mentioned the BIG VAMPIRE CHOMPERS before and here they are.
-Submission ^
Yup! I love the cover art for the fullmetal editions of the manga, I’m fairly confident I have every piece of merch ever made with that design on it :P (not counting all the different translations of the manga, just have japanese and english for that~)
ling would be one of those ragebait streamers that asks stupid fucking questions or chooses a really annoying bit and runs with it for Hours. to make matters worse you cant kill him.
greed would play team games like overwatch or lethal company (he is extremely bad at them, this is just an excuse to be on the phone with his friends for 7+ hours).
alphonse can master anything regardless of gameplay, console, genre, etc. you can usually find him playing a cozy game or something heavily reliant on puzzles.
mei is cracked at anything that requires fast response times, but she prefers dating sims. side note: she's a sore winner.
ed ragequits on online settlers of catan
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Sorry if you don’t want NSFW asks (though this one doesn’t mention any… NSFW activities) but Delivery Driver x Stoner sounds like the start to a really bad (gay) porno. I don’t really watch porn, but I can just Imagine. Do I like the idea? Absolutely.
IT REALLY DOES 😭😭😭😭
except the pizza is real and ling is lying when he says he doesnt have any money (he just doesnt want to pay)
Ling has money, Ed's wallet he grabbed to try to pay with does not.
Greed goes with the cheesiest 'oh and I suppose you can make it up to me' line and is genuinely flabbergasted when Ling latches on to it.
#choosing to belief that eds wallet is empty because its a decoy#can never be too careful if ling is your roommate
You really really cannot 😭
Also the other thing p much goes like canon.
Greed: -sleaziest porn line you can think of-
Ling: 'yeah, deal.'
Greed: 'uh. Just to be clear, a total stranger suggests you whore yourself out for pizza... and you accept??'
#greed accepts bc he has never turned down a fuck in his life and he is not about to start#but also he's low-key worried about this kid#and is trying to figure out a non-creepy way of asking if he's doing ok#google how to non-creepily ask your one night stand if they're being blackmailed#or otherwise financially abused#(none of this is happening ling is just cheap and easy)#< prev tags#ammoth ily#magpie ily#youve both never failed to add SO MUCH GOOD STUFF to a post 😭
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Sorry if you don’t want NSFW asks (though this one doesn’t mention any… NSFW activities) but Delivery Driver x Stoner sounds like the start to a really bad (gay) porno. I don’t really watch porn, but I can just Imagine. Do I like the idea? Absolutely.
IT REALLY DOES 😭😭😭😭
except the pizza is real and ling is lying when he says he doesnt have any money (he just doesnt want to pay)
Ling has money, Ed's wallet he grabbed to try to pay with does not.
Greed goes with the cheesiest 'oh and I suppose you can make it up to me' line and is genuinely flabbergasted when Ling latches on to it.
Sorry if you don’t want NSFW asks (though this one doesn’t mention any… NSFW activities) but Delivery Driver x Stoner sounds like the start to a really bad (gay) porno. I don’t really watch porn, but I can just Imagine. Do I like the idea? Absolutely.
IT REALLY DOES 😭😭😭😭
except the pizza is real and ling is lying when he says he doesnt have any money (he just doesnt want to pay)
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Anonymous asked:
do you think modern au ling would smoke pot. follow up would high ling create a hunger the likes of which the world and god have never seen? ty
SDKEDKEJEURDNDB I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS ANON
i feel like i know who sent this but ling definitely would… not only would he smoke weed but he does edibles. ed showed him the world of weed (he probably came to the US at like 15 from china where smoking weed isn’t really a thing, correct me if i’m wrong) but they probably live in like ohio or wisconsin or maybe some southern state like texas where y’know, weed isn’t legal. So they have to do it on the DL (i heard that in a lot of states where weed is illegal people dgaf but they probably live somewhere rural).
tbh i’ve really liked the idea of ed and ling as roommates living together after college (probably not hard to guess what ed graduated with but ling probably either barely passed his business degree or dropped out. but he would DEFINITELY be a frat boy.) they would smoke weed daily and have the most INSANE appetites. the Doordash people are already familiar with them because they keep constantly ordering food. also, the pizza delivery people keep wondering why ling keeps ordering two pizzas like weekly.
also if greed is somehow living in ling’s body their switching is insane when the body is high. ling has a really high tolerance, and it’s probably even higher (lmao) as a homunculus
TL;DR: you already know the answer to this question anon
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This mf didn't learn a shit, he keeps bringing dead to life.