Being a Christian with ADHD be like:
- Starts praying and realizes ten minutes later you've been thinking about literally everything else and have not been praying
- Doodles during church so you can actually pay attention
- Can't get a daily Bible reading/prayer time routine going to save your life
- Gets obsessed with new Skillet song and jams out to it on repeat for hours
- Knows the name of every obscure minor Bible character but has a hard time explaining basic biblical principles
- *reads a really good verse* *starts stimming* OOoohooohOOOOOOoooh YEAH
- WHAT SHOULD I HIGHLIGHT EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT BUT IF EVERYTHING IS HIGHLIGHTED NOTHING IS HIGHLIGHTED
- *gets asked to share testimony* *forgets everything that has ever happened in my life*