Mungojerrie being over-dramatic and pretending Mistoffelees totally kicked him in the face.

Look, he is slain! Only the kiss of life will bring him back! Munkustrap? Rumpelteazer?? Anybody???

Probably Andrey Glushchenko as Mungojerrie, Victoria Kanatkina as Rumpelteazer, Ivan Ozhogin as Munkustrap, and Alexander Babenko as Mistoffelees, Moscow 2005 (X).

O, I AM SLAIN

I wanted to look like Mistoffelees 🥺

Really, Sunset Patches? You made a mess and potentially damaged your lungs to make yourself look like my brother?

You don’t think my new hair job makes me prettier? 😥

It’s massive cock Monday

It’s terrific cock Tuesday

It’s wonderful cock Wednesday

It’s thick cock Thursday

It’s fat cock Friday

It’s sexy cock Saturday

It’s super cock Sunday

Take a wild guess what today is fellas

it's weird cock wednesday!

It’s woman cock Wednesday!

REPRESENT 🥳

Do you know this (noncanon) ADHD character?

Evidence below the cut!

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

Peanut butter

Jelly (grape)

Bread

guys...

pineapple chilli

what if 👀

what would happen if I 👁️🫦👁️

poked Munkustrap with a prop sword

@rainbowratsstuff @ask-theharlequinbrawn @ask-therumtumtugger @phenomenal-cat-mistoffelees tugger asking the important questions

This isn't worth bapping...yet 🙄

what would it take to make you bap him? 🍿

If he doesn't stop

maybe he won't stop unless you bap him, have you considered that?

or maybe you should just tackle him. it'd be terrible. 😋 there might be no survivors.

what if 👀

what would happen if I 👁️🫦👁️

poked Munkustrap with a prop sword

@rainbowratsstuff @ask-theharlequinbrawn @ask-therumtumtugger @phenomenal-cat-mistoffelees tugger asking the important questions

This isn't worth bapping...yet 🙄

what would it take to make you bap him? 🍿

Normal day of an orange cat owner

(Source)

Normal day of an orange cat

I wanted to look like Mistoffelees 🥺

hi proshippers how are u all doing. sorry for crosstagging i wont do it again. seek therapy and stop wacking it off to fictional characters :3

I'm gonna continue to make out with my elderly husbands.

I have considered what OP has said, and I have chosen to disregard what OP has said, I shall continue to sexualise the old men I adore especially since my previous therapist saw no issue with my love of sexy old men.

Kind of funny how you think 'wacking it off to fictional characters' is purely a proship thing when we know damn well that fancops (antis) do this too given the abundance of r34 created by fancops.

I shall continue to draw nsfw just to spite you now.

Yeah, how about no OP?

I’m not gonna stop kissing mama Victoria and her girlfriend Rumpleteazer and letting them have at their little kitten

I'm gonna keep kissing Victoria but also Tugger but also Bombalurina but also Munkustrap but also Cassandra but also Mungojerrie whether or not he's my brother, because I can and also it annoys the right kind of people.

zombie au misto

misto could escape fast from the zombies. what he didn't know that a zombie mouse bite him. for some reason his magic keep the infection at bay but for how long

misto is trying to keep hope and his magic help the other cats but he dont know how big of a danger he is to the group

I ate the zombie mouse. Am I in trouble?

hey @its-mangojelly 👀

Yeah? 👀

I got a heist in mind 👀 Might need your skills.

Ooh what kind of heist? 😯

THE TARGET:

Definitely need to get rid of that

I have the perfect solution! 😎

Perfect! 😄

Do you think we need to practice homosexuality here to make sure everyone gets it? 😋

I mean I'm usually bi but. I guess we'd better! God says so. 😁

Can't deny God 😇

Psst, Mungo! Eat the S!

D is tastier 👀

Eyes on the thighs…. 😳 prize. I mean prize. 👀

I have never been so tempted to use this tag

I hate to be horny for my in laws, but damn he hawt

Right????

Eyes on the thighs…. 😳 prize. I mean prize. 👀

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

This is fine 😶

@aqua-rp-blog

Meow!

Get rugby tackled Teaze!

HELP HELP THE WHITE-OUT'S GOT THE ZOOMIES