Idk, I wanted this Star Trek/The Hobbit crossover where Spock is Elf King, Thranduil and Jim is a pesky human that's stumbled across Mirkwood. Bones might be Jim's grumpy dwarf friend. And Uhura is obviously a badass elf Lady. I DON'T KNOW I JUST WANTED MORE AUS. Also, two submissions in one day, I know, it's crazy.
EDIT: I GUESS SULU AND CHEKOV ARE THE BARD AND HIS NEW BOYFRIEND IDK.