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last RB: I had a friend that tried coaching me through manifesting and I hated it so much (we no longer speak for that and many other reasons)

My mother never used the word "manifesting" but she sure did worship the God of lost keys. Every week she had a new faith-promoting anecdote about a Blessing from the Lord such as "perfect blouse at the thrift store, on sale!" or "was given an extra free drink in the drive-thru but then at the corner there was a homeless man" or "needed some ingredients to finish the pie for the neighbor and turns out there was just enough oil in the bottle to the last drop"

it's sad and pathetic how much the obsessive mind rituals (words from last rb) distract people.

#manifesting#it stinks#manifest#my blog#lol I just remembered that terrible TV series Manifest#it tried to be a weird scifi series but it's just a christian morality tale#it's so bad#Manifesting works as long as you believe that nice things happened because you were wanted them to happen#Yippee! you are the main character now!#Here comes the special boy!#Yay!
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girljpg

if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it

#gotta Manifest harder#get the god of lost keys to invisibly fulfill the order for you in a non-religious way on their off-hours#but only if you think about it a really specific way that is direct and focused in an unfocused and deliberate way and it'll happen FOR SUR#And make sure to never apply this thought technology to anything bigger than your own little whims.#never ever try using this sure-fire amazing definitely works every time mental ritual to make cancer go away or to stop a war#nope just focus (in a focused vague manner) on what you want in your tiny little life and IT WILL HAPPEN#and if it doesn't it's bc you did it wrong#yep you just didn't have your heart in the right place but its okey bc it's really easy to sort it out and get it working again#Oh and make sure to tell everyone all about it every time anything happens and insist it was your obsessive mind ritual that did it
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trektown
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sreegs

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

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power-chords

Once I was on the phone with my little brother and he asked me if he was a Millennial or just past the cutoff into Elder Gen Z. I said, "Sing me the chorus from 'Torn' by Natalie Imbruglia." He did so effortlessly. I assured him he was a Millennial.

#that's a good test
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haibane

50 people in the rain cheekily asking me "miss the summer yet?" No. I Have Done Nothing But Pray For The Age Of Sun's Downfall. May The Gloom Eternal Take Us All

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sadcult

The CDC every few months: Die at work for your boss’s eighth yacht, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES die with your friends and loved ones not at work.

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desinteresse

I love fanfic just as much as the next girl, but comparing it to published literature is bonkers, and if you want to improve your writing you have to read a variation of traditionally published literature, not just fanfic. Some people will say that this is an elitist, homophobic and misogynistic claim, but I don’t agree.

Fanfiction is a bit of a bubble in which writers copy each other endlessly. Similar vocabulary, phrases, styles and themes are extremely prevalent because of this. Like if you want to write something unique and different, then you’re gonna have to broaden your horizons a bit.

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Another fanfic phenomenon I notice a lot is they tend to crack the character’s head open and examine it with an industrial strength flashlight until every nook and cranny has been explored. They will go into places were the character itself wouldn’t be able to ordinarily go.

This makes it indulgent, but also leaves nothing up to interpretation and all possibly complexity is stamped out.

#since I read Twilight 1-4 this year I thought I'd give Midnight Sun a try (the first book from sparkle boy's perspective)#but it is exactly what OP say - cracking the character's head open and pulling out everything in excruciating detail#I got 50 pages in (it's 800 in length) and had to stop#it is a book for True Fans and I am not
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