(603): i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.

(734): please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso

(603): :)

(603): i can feel colors

(626): she wont be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo

(252): doc says my ankle might be broken, they’re going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.

(330): be the chaos you wish to see in the world…

(717): i’m trying to figure out how to respond to that in text

(606): after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving the balls.

Why do SOUNDWAVEs always hit this pose?

Three uncles and their young king

MAKE MY SHIT STRAIGHT SOUNDWAVE

as you command lord megatron.

LMAAAOOO

When these three are by themselves they mess around way too much!

lil kitties 2

I sincerely believe that Shockwave is not just so emotional in tf one.

Maybe it’s just me but I think Shockwave tried to hit Bumblebee in his alt mode but was all “FRAG I MISSED.”

And then there’s Soundwave protecting Shockwave. 👀👀👀

Forgotten son of Cybertron

Made in the image of another, Soundblaster was not formed in the planet and emerged like normal sparklings. He was made with the purpose to fill a void in his father’s life… a void that he failed to fill. While Soundblaster sat in the dark depths of his father’s laboratory, he would see glimpses of the Sparkling that captured his father’s affection, Nightflyer… a perfect cybertronian in body and a scientist at heart… how could Soundblaster ever compare…. When the young prince Nightflyer was sent to earth to infiltrate the autobots, Soundblaster waited for his chance to be useful… Soon he would find his way to earth with Slipstream, Airachnid and Acidstorm. However he would find out what true unconditionally love felt like when he met a bot just as strange as him…. Sparkplug.

i cant laugh bc im not that good of a cook either

for @vivificanousprime 's headcanons ୧⁠(⁠﹒︠⁠ᴗ⁠﹒︡⁠)⁠୨

A slow cocked meal 😔

I hate drawing antgs but I couldn't get this idea out of my head

Special thanks to my son @semyazzayee for helping me 🥺

Wavewave redesigns for my personal continuity..

Soundwave turns into a UAV and Shockwave into a submarine - I used poor Nautica for reference since I had NO CLUE?? Can't really tell alt modes anyway since its so rough but oh welllll~

I love biolights and I need as many as possible