maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

Actual character deaths don’t hurt like what Selina did to Gary. 

Ghosts (CBS) | 4.05 - “A Star Is Dead”

Veep 7.07 "Veep"

sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

hand holding. face holding. cuddling. kissing. light finger tracing. forehead kisses. hand kisses. neck kisses. massages. hugs. skin touching. body warmth. physical affection.

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

Normalize this response

Look a company in my town bought a fucking cyber truck as their company business and nobody is using their service because they're considered the town idiot if they'll pay for that death trap. We should have the same response to AI.

Parks and Recreation 6.08 "Fluoride"

your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason

you put some body fat on that middle aged man right now or so help me god