Sherlock Is Gay

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

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ATONEMENT (2007) dir. Joe Wright

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That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho

The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me

So the minions are still on our side actually

Jesus, their chemistry needs its own table of elements.

Finished "The Running Grave". It's absolutely superb, doubtless the best of the Strike series and one of Rowling's top three books ever. I just couldn't put it down, finished it in 35h (minus hours of sleep, food and other stuff). The case was so incredibly interesting, the way she sews all the stories, background, personal stuff, character evolution and case so perfectly done, best she's ever done. At last a book that's 100% case and 100% character growth and 100% personal storylines. Don't ask me how, you'll see it when you read it. And with an epilogue that made me laugh, cry and feel absolutely elated and healed. I loved every minute of it.

i bet chris pine is yearning for those star trek into darkness interviews with zachary quinto where they were competing for mastery of the english language