Canon event of the life series: Scar killing Etho

(based off session 4 of Wild Life SMP)

Does. Does this count as another curse.

Scar has had it out for him ever since Limited Life…

I pretty much stole the colour palette from @marblegroves and their Scar fanart because I suck at making good colours. I have no idea how to make things moody and also visible at the same time. It’s a conundrum.

The spanners and the bamboozlers are so funny cause at it score it’s just Grian living in his exes basement with his other ex and this weird angel guy they picked up along the way, and it’s Lizzie babysitting her brother and his friend. Both of them are trying to keep their respective pair of idiots from dying due to their own stupidity.

It’s peak

Best last word

Lizzie this Jimmy that- we need to acknowledge that Mumbo takes one step onto the life series servers and every fiber of his silly little Minecraft body goes “NEED lava” and then he dies. Grian sees him and is like well no one else is gonna do it. Mf shows up on the server, is the silliest person around, and dies. I miss him already. The winner of secret life in my heart.

“Mumbo takes one step onto the life series servers and every fiber of his silly little Minecraft body goes “NEED lava” and then he dies” is the most accurate description of Mumbo ever

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People only calling it Scar's bed like the truth isnt way funnier:

Jimmy

Jimmy why are you like this?

Martyn.

Martyn this isn't any better.

Oh yeah this stream is great.

Amazing really.

This Canary's had enough

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

You are all fucking madmen

Funny story from the other night:

A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter.  He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee.  They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning.  Three minutes later the dad walks up to the counter again, so I stop cleaning and walk over to greet him again.

As I’m in the middle of saying “hi” he cuts me off and says “Water.”

Not “Can I get a glass of water, please?” not “Where can I get water?” not even a confused “water?” like he’s not sure how to get water in this cafe.  Just a single word demand.

I work in silicon valley, so I’m kind of used to techies talking to me like I’m Siri or Alexa, but it still always drives me crazy when they do this.  Like, I don’t even care about the “please” anymore, I just want people to talk to me in complete sentences.  So I get the guy a cup of water, and he sits back down. 

As I’m about to go back to cleaning I hear his daughter go “Daddy, you did that WRONG.  You have to say ’CAN I have a glass of water PLEASE’”

My jaw hit the ground.  The dad suddenly became flustered and tried coming up with excuses “I-I said please…” “No you didn’t!” “Well she was busy…. I didn’t want to bother her…..” “You still got to be polite!”

When they were done eating the dad brought the dishes back to the counter and said “Thank you so much!” It’s amazing how fast someone’s manners can improve when a 3 year old calls them out.

Shout out to whoever is teaching that little girl manners, because you know it’s not her dad.  I hope she never stops calling rude people out.

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Wild Life, amiright?

All the budget went into making the snails

Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others

Let's parse the word "harm" here: harm is when your actions infringe on the legitimate rights, safety, and/or wellbeing of another person. asking for things is not harm. mildly inconveniencing others on occasion is not harm. wanting things is not harm. talking a lot is not harm. ordering in a restaurant is not harm. disliking someone is not harm. sexual attraction is not harm. rejecting an unwanted advance is not harm. letting others see unlikable sides of yourself is not harm. you would not believe how many things your parents disapproved of when you were little you've construed as harm are not, in fact, harm

Accurate

Inaccurate when I say I’m not very political it’s because I’m not. I’m a libertarian that leans conservative but politics bore me.

The next post on this dudes blog is about how women are naturally inferior

Scars? Not body horror. Limb differences? Not body horror. Facial differences? Not body horror. Feeding tubes, colostomy bags, etc? Not body horror. Movement disorders? Not body horror. Visibly disabled people just existing is not horror.