ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

happy 1 year anniversary to this post,

DECEMBER IS TOMMORROW.

AGAIN.

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

What the FUCK

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

could I interest you in some fullmetal alchemist

This is the only day you can RT this

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

TONIGHT

TONIGHT

Tonight!!!

TONIGHT!

TONIGHT!

there’s nothing wrong with the occasional dark pact

candy im supposed to get something out of the deal. 'give me all your teeth' and 'sacrifice your most fond memories' arent pacts you just want my stuff

and before you ask again NO i dont want diseases

knight strip tease. is that anything

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

The audio to this was very amusing (clanking mostly). I am so mad tumblr doesn't allow videos in the replies.

Sometimes even the villains have standards

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

This appears to be doing numbers, here's some I missed: