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Reminder that we’ve been introduced to 3 of Mac’s gay family member, his cousin Brent (s1e1,) his country cousin dubbed Cool Mac (s9e5,) and his Uncle Donald (s16e2.) Mac does not have to be alone as a gay man in a homophobic family, he chooses to be. Mac walking out on his Uncle Donald’s offer of a relationship was not introduced in season 16, Mac only wants validation from those unwilling to give it, like his mom, dad and of course Dennis.

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do demons in the supernatural universe work like snails cause why are they leaving behind sulfur trails. what gland is it coming from? also both snails and spn demons are defeated by salt. chat I may be on to something

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hey quick question cause I’m on season 5 of Supernatural and um… who taught Castiel how to shower? like obviously eating, drinking, peeing, and sleeping are all pretty easy needs to figure out, but who taught him proper hygiene? is it mentioned? did Dean volunteer as tribute? cause from where i am it seems like the only options are Sam and Dean. also this seems like a rock-paper-scissor situation so Dean would totally lose.

I know Cas becomes human at one point, and either he’d have to learn showering or he would have been watching people shower when he was an angel, which doesn’t seem like what his job was. imagine teaching a fucking angel how to brush his teeth and apply deodorant.

current guess on distribution of labor: Dean has to teach showering, Sam has to teach toothbrushing, deodorant and general cleaning like laundry to make up for it.

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I think I’ve seen Supernatural before actually. Now that I think about it, I think I’ve seen it a lot.

this ending is going to devastate me

none of them are happy and only Crowley and Aziraphale are still alive, and the rest didn’t even die together

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Please for the love of God vote. Trump wants to put a guy who literally had his brain eaten by a parasitic worm, and doesn’t believe in vaccination in charge of health. We are so fucked if he wins please, please vote. Also you should vote in every federal election, not just the presidency, it’s incredibly important who is in congress and the incumbents are practically the only ones who win cause so few Americans vote. If you don’t want to live in a country where a man who violated the fair housing act is president, please vote and now is not the time to vote third party, local and state elections are.

Also for everyone voting for Trump cause he’s christian, but he’s a false prophet so you’re electing the anti-christ, it was foretold in revelations, and the ascension is soon, do you want that on your eternal soul? Kamala also believes in the Lord our God but she is not a false idol. Voting for Trump is an act of idolatry.

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Watching Supernatural for the first time, and it’s absolutely killing me how little typical first aid Dean and Sam know. Like as someone from one of the 46/50 US states that require CPR training for high school graduation it is hilarious to imagine two people with as many near death and death experiences as Sam and Dean to not know CPR! You’re telling me that Sam can stitch a bullet wound but in the Tuesday episode he didn’t know the heimlich maneuver? Hilarious!

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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.

i want a sequel with the Ducklings and instead of House dealing with Tritter, Chase has to deal with Chris Hansen

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