If I were a train I'd be late.

Hohenheim, in canon: So you’re Greed, you say? Ah yes, you’re the evil creation of my blood-brother homunculus monster who slaughtered everyone I held dear and is currently planning to slaughter everyone again, but on a 100x larger scale. I met your brother Pride recently. He tried to murder me. You’re the one who’s been dad-ing my son lately? Thanks for that. Doing me a real solid here. I haven’t had much time for dad-ing lately. Ed needs the guidance, and the exercise. Btw I’m not even going to ask if you’re evil or not since that seems rude. I just trust you. Your siblings have killed thousands. Please take good care of my son.

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

Our hero returns.

fun fact: once Freddie Mercury was visiting Hungary and he saw a cool building. this cool building.

and he asked if he could buy it and they had to explain that they were dreadfully fond of him but that is our parliament, mr. mercury

freddie mercury for ruler of hungary

Freddie Mercury loved his cats, so much so that while on tour he would periodically call home to talk to them. His one-time girlfriend and long-time close friend Mary Austin would hold the cats up to the phone so they could listen to him speak. [x]

Mr. Bad Guy, the first solo album from Freddie Mercury was dedicated to his cats. He said: “This album is dedicated to my cat Jerry - also Tom, Oscar and Tiffany, and all the cat lovers across the universe - screw everybody else!” [x]

Also, the song 'Delilah' is entirely about Freddie Mercury’s cat.

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This is precisely why queen worked together so well.

Freddie Mercury 1958