If I were a train I'd be late.

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

bistiles:

I’m currently transitioning from Fandom Adult to Salty Grandma.

Terminally Salty Grandma

IT ME

@feytaline-loves are you salty grandma?

I hate being unemployed and worry about being broke, but when I do get a full-time job I start wishing I had all the free time in the world again.

more baby animals here

me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol 

friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]

me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated

when you ask for new fics to read and they rec you the most popular fics ever

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.

The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.

I’m simply conflicted.

this is so wholesome and pure Kiba is an underappreciated hero

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

when u accidentally take a 4 hour depression nap

me discovering my inner worth

what a wholesome post

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

Me when someone changes their URL and icon