he hired an assassin on himself just to have a fight like is he ok

When your mother was pregnant with you, she was losing her bone mass to build your skeleton. Your bone is literally your mother’s bone. Alhamdullilah.

The physiology of this works in the following way: calcium resorption increases in pregnant women so that calcium ions from the mother’s solid bones are put into the blood, passed through the placenta, and given to the fetus. Those calcium ions then get deposited into the developing skeleton of the fetus. Thus, you are literally built from your mother’s bones.

Good i didn’t ask for her ass to have me that’s why i stole her bones bitch

My favorite text conversation atm

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!! @blauvixen @Gokuist @notanotherbrickinthewall

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I’ve decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I’m OK with that.

I can’t tell which is which

heres a really stupid and messy comic that prob doesnt even make sense

oppa gangnam style

who is she?????

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

@notanotherbrickinthewall

Oh my god xD

Treasure Planet: Jim Hawkins (ISTP)

Introverted Thinking (Ti): Jim is a clever guy. He’s very logical in his observations and inferences. He takes in information and skills imparted by Silver like a sponge. However, he rarely vocalizes what he’s thinking, preferring to keep what he knows to himself. He’s also shown to be highly intelligent. Jim built his first solar surfer when he was eight, and he was able to unlock the treasure map when no one else could. He’s good at figure out how things work. He also tends to keep to himself and put up walls to keep out other people, reflecting an introverted alignment.

Extroverted Sensing (Se): Jim loves to engage in thrill-seeking activities. Sensory activities seem to be what he thrives on - solar surfing being his personal favorite. If it’s fast and risky, he’s totally there. He’s very keenly observant to his surroundings - very little gets past him, as shown by how quickly he reacts to BEN following him and taking note of Silver’s cyborg attachments (and the significance of them) immediately. He’s also very keenly aware of how to use his environment to his advantage - his resourcefulness can be seen throughout the film, but especially in the last third with his zero-gravity battle with Scroop, his plan to use the skiff to escape the trove, and his ability to fashion a solar surfer out of junk and use it to save the crew.

Introverted Intuition (Ni): Jim has been shown capable of making intuitive inferences about people, but the skill is not well honed. Even though he initially suspects Silver of being “the cyborg”, he ends up completely putting it out of mind upon getting to know the man. He also doesn’t really think much about his future, believing that he has no prospects - until the end, however. This suggests that his journey has strengthened his Ni use in a much more positive way.

Extroverted Feeling (Fe): Jim has a high Fe use that tends to get a bit out of his control - likely stemming from emotional trauma following his father leaving. His emotions almost always manifest on the surface - we see him crying, we see him shouting, we see him grinning and laughing. He clings to anyone that takes an emotional investment with him as a person and making Silver happy genuinely seems to make Jim happy. He craves approval on an emotional level from those he cares for - especially Silver. He’s also shown high levels of empathy enough to impact his actions.

I just realized the first cars movie and the first thor movie have the same exact plot

I want an explanation

A man on the road to greatness ends up lost in a small desert town with seemingly no hope of getting back to the life he knows, over time he falls in love with someone there and learns to be humble. With this character development complete he’s able to return to his life never forgetting the people in that desert town.