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If I were a train I'd be late.

@notanotherbrickinthewall / notanotherbrickinthewall.tumblr.com

No sé a donde voy. - This blog used to be my life, now I'm kinda busy building another one. I'm on hiatus, but will log as much as I can. Please enjoy and send me a message once in a while! :)
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How Toriyama wrote things after Frieza

Toriyama: Behold the new villians that will turn the Z World upside down!
Editor: You spent all that time building up this android menace, and we end up with an old man and a fat clown? Oooh, scary.
Toriyama: Grrr. Fine. *goes away*
Toriyama: Ha ha! I have come up with new, sleek, deadly villians! They will terrify you and everyone you know!
Editor: You mean this pair of teenagers? They look like they're too busy looking after their hair to destroy the world.
Toriyama: Okay, hang on.... *goes away*
Toriyama: Okay, this will do it! Behold...Cell!
Editor: A giant insect like thing?
Toriyama: Yes.
Editor: That's it? A giant insect like thing? I had my doubts about the guy with the black lipstick and the midget with the balding hairline, but this? You're fired.
Toriyama: No, wait. He may look like a giant insect like thing, but, but... But he will transform slowly over the space of several issues, causing DRAMATIC TENSION!
Editor: Brilliant! You've done it again, Akira. I can't wait to see how Goku and co defeat this new menace.
Toriyama: Who's Goku?
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Anonymous asked:

El senior Gyumao usa esa ropa porque quiere impresionar a las chicas. (́ ◉◞౪◟◉‵ ) Y se cree que es chingon.

Oh mi dios! XD

"Chi-chi es hora de que tengas una nueva mamá"

"PAPÁ QUE DEMONIOS ESTÁS DICIENDO!" Y en ese momento Chi-chi lo llevo a comprar ropa nueva y por eso en el torneo donde sale Uub está vestido como señor de nuevo xDD

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Doctor Goku again. 

Nappa gets this ask: 

"Your boots are made of plastic right?, You're the typical bald guy with plastic shoes. NAAAAAAH. I'm kidding. But tbh there's a question that doesn't lets me have bonners when I see Bulma dressed like bunny: Why do you have your mustache is like guys who sing YMCA, the Village People? Is it that you like the happy life? eh eh?" 

And Nappa answers: 

"My mustache is a Bato Loco mustache. That is how we used it on my neighhborhood, THE SIMIANS14 ese" 

So basically nappa was part of a gang. whoa. 

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every episode of fma:

ed: al i'm gonna do the thing
al: brother don't do the thing
ed: *does the thing*
ed: i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
al: i'm sorry about my brother but he did the thing and now we're suffering the consequences of the thing please forgive him
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