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@notanotherbrickinthewall / notanotherbrickinthewall.tumblr.com

No sé a donde voy. - This blog used to be my life, now I'm kinda busy building another one. I'm on hiatus, but will log as much as I can. Please enjoy and send me a message once in a while! :)
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kia8088

Y'all been shitting on Sasuke’s fashion since Chunin Exams pt. 2 but once he steps out with that 2 piece suit and y'all still won’t let him live.

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whothehellisbenedict

IVE BEEN SAYIN

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kia8088

In that trailer when he was standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.

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whothehellisbenedict

It’s actually from the Sexy Modern Assassin collection by Tom Ford. Nobody talks about Naruto who stay looking like a Halloween decoration….

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kia8088

LMAO! #Dead. That praised orange ass prison jumpsuit. Sasuke out here traveling, damn near homeless and still getting the new editions.

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whothehellisbenedict

You see that gold chain he was rocking with that post-apocalyptic vagabond outfit in The Last????

Boy was listening to migos before he left the village and decide to rock that Versace, Versace

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kia8088

That’s why his ass couldn’t afford Child Support, still by paying off that damn chain. Naruto walking around with his Lost&Found outfit on and girls sweating in they drawers about him.

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geleleo

Before I begin let me just say yall wrong and on the losing team

yall defending the same nigga who had this haircut + this style and called it a #look

“standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.”

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job interview??? for what position???? sales clerk at hot topic????? check those raggedy ass sandals ho!!

and PLEATHE with The Last!! The Uchiha Massacre wasn’t even near as tragic as this- dare it be called- outfit

“post-apocalyptic vagabond” please the tears in his 1988 poncho represented the tears of all his stans once he stepped out in this mess!!

“decide to rock that Versace, Versace” 

you call these 2003 macaroni necklaces versace???????!?!?????

which 5 year old made them for him?? did himawari jump through time????

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#himawaribeensavagebeforeconception

and yall cant call nobody’s outfit lost&found when homeboy pulled this mess out of orochimaru’s salvation army donation

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kia8088

*insert gif of nigga fading away with peace sign (PARTYNEXTDOOR beat starts playing)*

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whothehellisbenedict

lemme preface this by saying, you ain’t won shit

sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass

what? with frog green underwear?????

throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99

at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.

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you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called triadic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet

you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s

give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm

oh wait.

you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:

(in case you forgot this bullshit)

looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up

get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire

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geleleo

you aint have to go in so hard ho 

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i got feelings

let us resolve this with a gofundme to save both naruto and sasuke

sakura can’t keep begging karin for clothes and glasses for ha kid no mo and the hyuga $$$ need a break

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whothehellisbenedict

im crying omg.

i agree

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kia8088

Iight. That’s fair.

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kia8088

@geleleo @whothehellisbenedict RIP Petty Heaux Squad 😭😂😂😂

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internal-ethics

an important addition 

#Bless this post#Naruto#Sasuke#Sasuke been Sasuke#Golden
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sage-nebula
So as most people probably know, spoilers for the Bolt movie came out today (well, yesterday and today), and I was reading through them while talking to Gabzy over chat. While reading, I noticed that the team of triplets that Team Konohamaru faces in the Chuunin Exams all know Kage Bunshin (according to the spoilers), which … just seems kind of ridiculous, honestly. How many people know Kage Bunshin? How did they all learn this?! It’s supposed to be a forbidden technique!
Well, there’s a part in the spoilers where apparently Naruto e-mails Bolt to congratulate him for passing, and we also know that Naruto is against the cheat-enabling technological devices … which got me thinking that, perhaps, Naruto is just really bad with technology … and perhaps the reason why everyone knows Kage Bunshin is because Naruto e-mailed instructions to Bolt . . . but accidentally hit “Reply All” on the e-mail and sent it to everyone because he sucks at e-mail.
At that point, this happened:
GABZY: shikamaru would be all
“did you just give the secrets to the kage bushin to the whole genin class”
ME: “… noooooo?”
GABZY: “i hope you check before you reply to your wife’s emails with your cheesy ass flirting”
At which point I brought up that of course Naruto doesn’t, he probably routinely accidentally Reply All’s to various e-mails and sends them to his entire address book. This is how the @emailsmyhokagesends Twitter account is created. It is run by Kiba, and Kiba posts the most hilarious e-mails to it regularly (sometimes in summaries, sometimes direct quotes, often in multiple batches because of the 140 character limit). It’s one of the most popular Twitter accounts, most people in Konoha follow it, and Kiba has fail-safes set up so that even if he is assassinated by ANBU for it at some point (he doesn’t think Naruto would, but he would not put it past Shikamaru), the legacy will live on.
All because Naruto sucks at e-mail.
Ninja jesus bless.
#i bet he also sends hinata cute and funny pictures he finds on the internet all the time #ends up accidentally sending it to everyone #boruto is so embarrassed by his parents #regularly emails gaara plant pictures and updates him on how they’re doing#all of konoha knows what each plant in the garden is named at this point #all the kages too come to think of it #tries to use chat speak to connect with the younger gen better #boruto giving him the flattest look #‘no dad pls no’ #he and hinata exchange all the smileys #tries sharing all these puns and memes he finds with shikamaru #‘i already know all of these naruto’ #‘HOW’ #'kiba’s already posted them up #becomes a battle between kiba and naruto on who can outmeme the other #shino destroys them all with his bee puns #shikamaru looks into changing the wifi password and screening naruto’s emails from then on

re: Naruto using chat speak— He tries, he really does, but he doesn’t understand what he means and he uses it incorrectly. Case in point, one day Bolt notices that Naruto has used “FML” and the following conversation takes place:

BOLT: “Dad, what do you think that means?”
NARUTO: “For my love?”
BOLT: “… okay, then.”

It’s all well and good until one day Naruto tweets (from the @hokageofficial account again, because he always forgets to sign out of that and into his personal): “going out 2 dinner w/ @hinabunny!!! #fml!!” Naruto thinks he was being cute, but about thirty minutes later the following twitter exchange takes place (for all the ninja world to see):

@kibalpha dude @hokageofficial wtf is your problem why are you upset about getting dinner w/ hinata
@hokageofficial huh? im not upset ???? that was happy ???
@kibalpha @hokageofficial then why did you say fml? RT @hokageofficial huh? im not upset ???? that was happy ???
@hokageofficial ?????? bc its 4 my love?? wats the problem ???
@kibalpha @hokageofficial omg you idiot do you seriously think that’s what that means RT @hokageofficial ?????? bc its 4 my love?? wats the problem ???
@hokageofficial OI dont call me an idiot and ofc wat else would it mean ??
@kibalpha @hokageofficial it means “fuck my life” you moron RT @hokageofficial OI dont call me an idiot and ofc wat else would it mean ??
@hokageofficial WAT

Across the village, Bolt was getting lunch with Mitsuki and Sarada, and he happened to check Twitter on his phone. Upon seeing that his father has finally learned what “FML” actually means, and knowing that his father is going to be, shall we say, pissed with him, he says, “Sorry guys, I have to leave the village right now immediately,” shoves his lunch into his kunai pouch, and books it from the table before they can even begin to ask him what’s wrong.

#Golden#Naruto#Twitter
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Paradise

Title:  Paradise Rating:  M. Paring: Goku and Chi-Chi. AU:  A pair of drabbles inspired by fanart that I have stumble upon on Tumblr.  Just trying to flex my writer’s muscles before going on for my chaptered fanfic for these two.   Mainly PWP.  XD  haha.

*** Drabble One: Soft *** Goku groaned as he could feel every soft curve of her body.  The way her soft breast pressed into his chest and the way her hips ground against him was enough to drive him insane.  He gently pulled her so that she was now sitting in his lap with her legs wrapped around his waist.   He growled low when he felt her push up against him.  Chi-Chi hissed and threw her head back as his tongue snaked hotly against her neck.  She in returned rocked hard harder against him as she cried out for him not to stop. *** Drabble Two: Hard Their bodies clashed together in a desperate heat.  Goku moaned out as he brought his had to cup his lover’s bottom as she swiveled her hips in feverish manner.  Chi-Chi’s fingers gripped his shoulders for leverage as she crashed down on him.  She cried out when his hips bucked forcefully up to meet her pace.    She ducked so that her mouth was pressed against his ear and allowed her breath to wash over him.    “Harder.”  She breathed out as she then pressed face into the crook of his neck. A low intoxicated moan escaped his lips as he jerked upward.

#DAMN#FF#NSFW#Golden#Drabble#u all should read it#now im going to sleep good night pals ly#FAV
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Anonymous asked:

the headcanons for THAT ending don't know where to end help me. So after Vegeta is killed Goku became a wreck, just sits around doing nothing and become even WORSE at managing their home and keepin Chi not angry. But Chi is old now and Gohan and Goten are far away. Goku made Chi angry but she doesn't have the strength to yell at him anymore plus she knows Vegeta's death (I'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND ALL MY LIFE KAKAROT NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO LOOK AT YOUR PRINCE") crushed his spirit

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so she tries to do ALL the work while urging him to go train,. But she's weaker with her joints and all so one time she collapsed, While taking care of her he realizes how old she is and how much of a baka he was all his AND her life.
he starts to make all kind of promises on being a better husband but she just "it's okay i can do the work don't strain yourself, i just want you to be yourself again. you have not been yourself since Vegeta's death." Seeing as Goku still didn't understand why Vegeta choose death even when they spares him, Chi said "the world doesn't work in that simple way. Do you remember when YOU chose death because you didn't want bad guys to disturb life here?"
after a lot of thinking and explaining , Goku got over his death, but that is time he really understood what famillial responsibility meant. He stopped being airheaded and spend as much time with Chi as possible instead of training coz ther sons are all grown up and left their mother now.
some time after, Chi's dead. Goku avoided her funeral. Vegeta watched this from the afterlife and goes so mad he lost his shit and threatens Yemma he'll destroy hell if he didn't let him go back to kick Goku's ass. He drags Goku back home. Years after that, when Vegeta did the REAL permission to go back, Goku disappeared with Vegeta, wanting to settle their rivalry before Vegeta left agian. When they goes to heaven, Chi was waiting for him.
She embraced Goku, but Chi and Vegeta secretly high five with each other out of Goku's sight for FINALLY Goku learns his lesson. Vegeta gave his blessings.

Dude, I don't know what else to add. This is perfect.  I mean I adore this headcanon, I like that he waits at least some years before reuniting with Chi-chi as a good lesson. Tho, I'm still not sure how to feel about him skipping Chi's funeral, I mean when it comes to fighting things he's always there but social and family stuff he's pretty much absent, so I think it's IC (But my heart hurts thinking about that) 

Great job, my friend!

#Headcanon#Golden#OTP#GCC#Goku#Chichi#Babies#FEELS!#Anon#Ask NABITW
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