If I were a train I'd be late.

Y'all been shitting on Sasuke’s fashion since Chunin Exams pt. 2 but once he steps out with that 2 piece suit and y'all still won’t let him live.

IVE BEEN SAYIN

In that trailer when he was standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.

It’s actually from the Sexy Modern Assassin collection by Tom Ford. Nobody talks about Naruto who stay looking like a Halloween decoration….

LMAO! #Dead. That praised orange ass prison jumpsuit. Sasuke out here traveling, damn near homeless and still getting the new editions.

You see that gold chain he was rocking with that post-apocalyptic vagabond outfit in The Last????

Boy was listening to migos before he left the village and decide to rock that Versace, Versace

That’s why his ass couldn’t afford Child Support, still by paying off that damn chain. Naruto walking around with his Lost&Found outfit on and girls sweating in they drawers about him.

Before I begin let me just say yall wrong and on the losing team

yall defending the same nigga who had this haircut + this style and called it a #look

“standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.”

job interview??? for what position???? sales clerk at hot topic????? check those raggedy ass sandals ho!!

and PLEATHE with The Last!! The Uchiha Massacre wasn’t even near as tragic as this- dare it be called- outfit

“post-apocalyptic vagabond” please the tears in his 1988 poncho represented the tears of all his stans once he stepped out in this mess!!

“decide to rock that Versace, Versace” 

you call these 2003 macaroni necklaces versace???????!?!?????

which 5 year old made them for him?? did himawari jump through time????

#himawaribeensavagebeforeconception

and yall cant call nobody’s outfit lost&found when homeboy pulled this mess out of orochimaru’s salvation army donation

*insert gif of nigga fading away with peace sign (PARTYNEXTDOOR beat starts playing)*

lemme preface this by saying, you ain’t won shit

sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass

what? with frog green underwear?????

throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99

at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.

you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called triadic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet

you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s

give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm

oh wait.

you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:

(in case you forgot this bullshit)

looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up

get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire

you aint have to go in so hard ho 

i got feelings

let us resolve this with a gofundme to save both naruto and sasuke

sakura can’t keep begging karin for clothes and glasses for ha kid no mo and the hyuga $$$ need a break

im crying omg.

i agree

Iight. That’s fair.

@geleleo @whothehellisbenedict RIP Petty Heaux Squad 😭😂😂😂

an important addition 

I LOVE YOU, that’s like… the most perfect request ever? You guys don’t understand, Drakken and Shego was my OTP and I still ship them so much

It’s a special nerd someone’s birthday today! Have a very happy birthday, Makoto!

Olivia Olson (voice actress of Marceline from Adventure Time) singing “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz~ oh my god her voice makes me melt

Apparently it’s the ten-year anniversary of Mean Girls? That’s grool, I guess.

Over the summer I had a silly idea for a Mean Girls/DBZ crossover and these are some of the fruits of my late-night Photoshop use. I’m still squatting on the URL dbzmeangirls because ya never know.

GOKU HAD SEX LET THAT SINK IN

CHI-CHI SURVIVED HAVING SEX WITH GOKU

LET THAT SINK IN

CHI-CHI SURVIVED GIVING BIRTH TO TWO SAIYANS

LET THAT SINK IN

Can this get to 10,000 already

This is the most perfect thing I have ever seen.

I CAN'T BREATH

it’s the same reason i ship Goku/Vegeta. That princeling guy is damnned dickriddened and overrated as a individual yet never acknowledged as the fiercest rival Goku ever have and are taken for granted. Krillin. Tien, Piccolo ( and countless other guys) rivals him but since none of them has exactly the same kind of burning temper and spirit and all have become Goku;s fanboys, Goku eventually leaves them.  Both Chichi and Vegeta has that “darkly negative” realistic sense about them that were total opposites to Goku’s light-hearted ways and that AT didn’t like (for he was always too busy being one of Goku’s ass-kissers) but even he as the creator could not do shit to deny it. He hate Chichi and she was always the one who comes first and foremost in Goku’s mind when shit ALMOST wins over him. And Goku actually apologized to Vegeta out of all people for leaving with Uub, his “new” rival. That kind of never-back-down, ass-kicking temper and yelling keeps him interested and level-headed, grounded down to earth,  aware the world is not only sunshine.

it’s ironic because AT has the same “whatever” attitude towards his creation as Goku’s towards life and despite this has come to appreciate Vegeta and Chichi yet he gets so much hatred.. i’ve thought about a reason for this. It’s because ship or no ship 57 (and even Goku/Vegeta) very few shippers really look at Goku’s true personality the way Toriytama did, and how he has come to appreciate their role in his life. :) (never mind Goku/Vegeta shippers and OOC fanfic writers, even 57 shippers attacked Chichi for her loud mouths :( )  He needs their loud mouths, their  bad tempers and smothering practicality to balance his equation, Chichi as a wife and Vegeta as a fellow warrior.

(i’m this anon in case you’re wondering :p)

Oh! I didn't know who this anon was I really had no idea, thank you for letting me now :D

  Okay, so NOW I kinda understand why you ship Goku/Vegeta -Because to be honest I have no idea why people ship them because for me is kinda... weird? No offence normally is people who like to see those two fucking nonsens, but then again.. not everybody ship them becaise of that-

I understand your point, Vegeta and Chi-chi are the only characters that can yell or whatevs to Goku, because the rest just love him or not really care to keep him tabs on.

Oh god, I love what you write, it's so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!! 

This one wins it

"tien is a useless character!"

did you forget that tien’s tri-beam was able to stop cell in it’s tracks

did you forget tien brought the ability to fly into the series

"yamcha is a useless character!"

did you forget yamcha was the first character to use ki attacks against goku

did you forget yamcha sprung into action and devised a plan when goku became an oozaru for the first time, and cut off goku’s tail

did you forget that while new relationships are created and new enemies come into the picture, the cast changes, but the characters are still relevant, because it’s their love and support that drove goku to train and get stronger

did you 

SO MUCH THIS

Yeah I want to full heartedly agree but the pessimist in me is saying that Goku stays for 4 reasons unrelated to love:

1) Their house is right by his Grandfather’s shrine, where he’d probably live if he were a bachelor anyway—at least part of the time.

2) Goku keeps his promises, so living his life with Chichi is meeting that self-imposed obligation.

3) Having a son feels like an investment for him, and also an obligation. He’s following Grandpa Gohan’s example here.

4) CHICHI COOKS LIKE A BEAST

You also have to keep in mind that Toriyama DOES NOT LIKE ChiChi and never did. He didn’t even want to bring her back into the series to marry Goku because he didn’t want to draw her again. And also you have to remember that Toriyama remembers about as much about DB as I remember about my law classes in college. Sure, I remember basic things that stick out in my mind (“depth of penetration is not a defense”) but if you asked me to quote the NJ state statute on domestic assault, I could not. We’re talking about Akira fucking Toriyama — a man who didn’t know what he was going to write until he sat down and wrote it, and never once went back to review his own canon when he did, and the series ended up with more holes and inconsistencies than a David Cage game. A man who frequently says “I don’t remember how this happened” in interviews and never goes back to check when he’s done, either. A man who fucking forgot that SSJ2 ever happened and thought that SSJ3 was actually SSJ2 because he’s so unfamiliar with his own canon.

There are some things that Toriyama says that we can’t change. For example, everything with Goku’s mother is brand new canon, and we can’t change it because there’s nothing in old canon that contradicts it. But for something like this? This is obviously Toriyama’s poor and selective memory at work, because there are CLEAR moments in the series where Goku IS DEFINITELY in the role of a husband — and more often than that, even — a father. I mean are we all forgetting about how Gohan went SSJ in the first place? He got super pissed at Goku in the Room of Spirit and Time because Goku was a shit fucking sensei because he was too soft on Gohan because of his loving, fatherly instincts towards him. Goku isn’t like that with his other companions. If he was, no one would ever train with him because no one would ever make any progress, and yet Piccolo spent three fucking years with him prior to the androids showing up. Piccolo, for god’s sake.

Gohan and ChiChi are clearly special to him in a really profound way, and I’m sorry if this response is coming off as overly hostile, but I’m starting to get annoyed at all of the despair and handwringing I’ve been seeing in the fandom ever since this interview surfaced. I read once a long time ago that Toriyama really liked the filler scene where Goku kisses ChiChi goodbye and promises her that he’ll get a job when Cell’s dead, so he declared it canon. But oh I guess he forgot about that too because NOW the story is that Goku doesn’t understand what family is.

Like, come on guys. Come on, fandom. I love Toriyama and I love DBZ, but I will never ever EVER take anything he says as word of god. I’d believe the project leaders at TOEI before I took Toriyama’s word at face value.

Shit, that’s fair.

I LOVE YOU.

So the cool thing is that I don't even need to see the source of this, because I immediately know this is a budgies edit. 

Loving the Raditz love.

SO MUCH THIS.

I love how you don't bash it, or anything. 

DX Dragon Ball Chichi assembled Pichi Gal figure Private Import Japan

Its so pretty! 

Goku you lucky!!! You have to admit the dude has a very beautiful wife but what do you expect from a martial artist! <33

Goku you sly dog

LAMO!  

and goku is like: “Ok I’m ready for you chichi” 

and chichi is like: 

"My body is ready" "I'm ready for Chi-chis chichis"

oh my god, I love you XD