I’ve been ruminating on this fanfic idea for a while: So Yuuri pronounces Wolf as (borufu), and incidentally boru is the pronunciation of ball in Japanese… so anyways after the prison arc or whatever Yuuri goes back to earth and starts having loud sexy dreams shouting: BALL! BALL! in his sleep and his parents are utterly worried wondering how bad his baseball fetish really is.
Some time after that, Wolf arrives on Earth and when Yuuri introduces him to his parents they’re like: BORU!!!!! and they’re so happy about it being an actual person and not some weird baseball fetish that they cuddle and spoil him right away. Wolfram doesn’t speak the language but he’s like: Yeah, okay, you can spoil me~ Yuuri is of course baffled and demands an explanation, his parents eventually explain what happened, and when Murata hears the story he laughs so hard he needs to be hospitalized for three days XD ~The End~
ahahahaha I never thought about that, but it’s true his name sounds like ball in japanese XDDDD It’s perfect, Yuuri can have a romance with a ball.