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Darcy: This is your chance to do the right thing.
Loki: I love these moments. I like to wave at them as the pass by.
Darcy: I’m sure you could knock some heads along the way.
Loki: I’d like that. I’d really like that.
Loki: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault?
Darcy: Because this is your fault.
Loki: … Yeah, you’re probably right.
Darcy: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!
Loki: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Darcy: …Oh.
Loki: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that
Loki: I’m invoking the “No Judgement” clause of our relationship.
Darcy: Oh my God, what have you done?
Darcy: Just be yourself, say something nice.
Loki: Which one? I can’t do both.
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Darcy is the only one who can handle Loki. They have a special kind of relationship…he fears her.
Thor at some point, probably
Jane: Is Loki allergic to anything?
Darcy: Pollen.
Darcy: And the full spectrum of human emotion
Darcy: Listen, I have a problem with this person
Loki: Kill them.
Darcy: No.
Loki: Then I’ll kill them for you.
Darcy: NO!
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Darcy: You…you can’t be here!
Loki: And yet I am here.
Loki: Ugh, I just couldn't get out of bed today.
Darcy: Why? Did someone put a rock on your coffin?
Loki: Relax, I'm a professional.
Darcy: A professional what?
Loki: How did you find me?
Darcy: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and thought “Now who could that be?"
Darcy: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Loki: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
[Later]
Loki: You're the scariest cupcake I've ever met.
Darcy: Okay, you know what? You're in time out. Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Loki: [climbing onto the fridge] This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Loki: Why do I keep you around?
Darcy: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.