Katherine: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Jack: Okay, but in my defense, Race bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Katherine: That's not what I wanted to-
Katherine: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?
Alice: Rules are made to be broken.
Edward: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Alice: Uh, piñatas.
Rosalie: Glow sticks.
Emmett: Karate boards.
Bella: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
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Carlisle: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Emmett: Okay, but in my defense, Jasper bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Carlisle: That's not what I wanted to-
Carlisle: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?
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