what do you think carlisle's reaction was when he got his first semi over esme. like. they obvs weren't married she probably just accidentally flashed her wrist or smth. but what do you think he thought.
here we go again
well it's been established by us that the man has never masturbated before in his life so I'm assuming that he'd be shocked at first cause 'holy shit that still works?' and then immediately would roll over into panic and then an attempt to escape the situation and run as far as he could in the opposite direction
it was probs over something small and insignificant like she wore a skirt without stockings or he caught a glimpse of her ankles but as soon as the first one happened it was like a dam was opened and they popped up (ha) constantly. like, Esme could touch his arm or something and bam. life was incredibly hard (ha ha) for him till they were married but literally every time it happened he ran away or hid. Esme thought he was mad but once they were married and she found out why she laughed for half an hour straight
#he’s sat here like I love her I cannot sully these pure waters with my filth #meanwhile she’s like ⛓rail me⛓ Accurate tho
