my toxic trait is becoming more obsessed with something than the person who recommended it to me
professional recording of “Totally fucked” scene in Spring Awakening obc
i still don’t find channing tatum attractive but i appreciate his role in the world as a chaotic good jock
The Tuck Fam's Favorite Disneyland Rides
I like how the audition songs meme is spreading to characters that AREN’T from a musical so like all of those posts are sort of lowkey implying that they take place in a universe where EVERYTHING is a musical and that’s the universe I want to live in
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Ok but newsies playing laser tag
- Team Captains Jack and Katherine
- Jack gets Crutchie and Race but Katherine gets Davey and Specs so it basically turns into brawn vs brain
- Or more accurately “intense trying” vs “actual planning”
- Romeo thinks he’s good at hiding behind walls because he’s small. He’s wrong
- He tries to plant himself behind a wall and take down others but he always leaves his back wide open and he can never understand why his score is so crappy
- Race likes to crawl around on the ground like an alligator and pick people off
- Jack and Mush are on opposite teams and they’re the ones that sprint around the place and bounce off walls and run into people and they always get in trouble
- Sniper gets way too into it and gives everyone code names
- It’s impossible to decide what to do with her and Finch because both of them are excellent, you know, snipers, so do you put them on the same team? Then the other team has no chance. But you put them on different teams?
- Poor decision don’t do that they tried it once and the game had to be shut down two minutes in because those two had gotten far too intense
- One time all the girls insisted on doing girls vs boys and they demolished the boys. Three times in a row
- Les isn’t allowed to play because he’s either gonna get trampled or learn about 20 new swear words
When you make a comeback without stuttering
*SHOTS FIRED*
A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.
Joe.
Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
Chemical burn. [j0be]
im not smokin pot im smokin hot
This just in! Guys hate all clothes, accessories, makeup and shoes.
Shed your skin and become the fierce dragon you were always meant to be. When guys complain about how they don’t like it, eat them.